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#298651 Lopiny Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:25:16 AM from somewhere

I don't think I can come up with a sport for unicorns. Maybe dodgeball.

#298652 Applelight Limited Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:25:17 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

@ keg

You have no idea how much you've helped me at the moment by giving me that.

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#298653 Ace Of Scarabs Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:25:20 AM from Singapore

Mabel and Pinkie WOULD get along

@Lopiny: Clearly they main at bowling (as seen in Cutie Pox)

edited 5th Nov '12 6:25:52 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#298654 Purple Dalek Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:26:55 AM from the Moon

Magic dueling is probably a unicorn sport.

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#298655 Lopiny Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:28:44 AM from somewhere

Oh, right. Although all the races can bowl well, I think.

#298656 kimba 90 Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:28:53 AM

I'd like to see both a Seventh mane and a boyfriend for one of the girls (clou instant ragestorm).

Seriously though, here's my idea for a Bizzaro Equestria: reverse the gender of three of the main six (Twilight, AJ and Pinkie), the Princesses expect Cadance and two of the CMC (Applebloom e Sweetie Belle), make the Elements of Harmony instant armors (with animal motives and special attacks) and give the show a Serial structure ala Classic Doctor Who.

Result? BEST WESTERN CARTOON EVVA

!!

edited 5th Nov '12 6:30:56 AM by kimba90

#298657 Purple Dalek Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:32:31 AM from the Moon

BEST WESTERN CARTOON EVVA

I'm afraid that title is already owned by The Simpsons.

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#298658 Applelight Limited Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:33:08 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Could we have a sport that's playable to all three tribes?

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#298659 kimba 90 Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:36:40 AM

Eh, many will tell you that they aren't that funny anymore

.

#298660 kegisak Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:37:41 AM

Well, there's bowling... could invent summat else though

edited 5th Nov '12 6:37:49 AM by kegisak

#298661 Purple Dalek Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:37:56 AM from the Moon

True, but the first 9 or 10 seasons are almost perfect.

@Apple Plain old running. 100 meters, stuff like that.

edited 5th Nov '12 6:38:33 AM by PurpleDalek

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#298662 Applelight Limited Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:41:02 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

We could have pony boxing too I guess.

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#298663 Purple Dalek Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:44:02 AM from the Moon

Would they just keep bucking each other in the face?

edited 5th Nov '12 6:44:10 AM by PurpleDalek

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#298664 kimba 90 Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:50:53 AM

Dash showed us pony box already in Return Of Harmony part 1.

#298665 Japanese Teeth Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:53:56 AM from Meinong's jungle

Pretty sure Rarity and Twilight took up a boxing stance in Dragon Quest as well. You must need a good sense of balance to be a boxer.

My guess is that different races generally have different sports, although there likely is overlap.

Earth Ponies focus on strength-based events; stuff like weightlifting, maybe the pony equivalent of boxing etc.
Pegasi focus on speed: lots of racing-type stuff
Unicorns...I'm not sure. Probably stuff that requires lots of strategy and finesse. Maybe things like tennis, ping pong, or golf.

edited 5th Nov '12 6:55:35 AM by JapaneseTeeth

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#298666 Ace Of Scarabs Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:54:43 AM from Singapore

Boxing is more popular with Earth Ponies, but Rarity and Dashie learnt it for various personal reasons.

@JT: Bowling is definitely a Unicorn sport.

Gotcha

edited 5th Nov '12 6:56:53 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#298667 the Librarian Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:56:54 AM from his own little world

Horses also rear and strike at one another with their hooves sometimes, in addition to biting. Believe me, I own a horse. I know these things. But yeah, there are a few boxing pony pictures on Deviantart.

Case in point.

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#298668 Seraphem Mon, 5th Nov '12 6:59:19 AM from Delamare

Hey didn't we already decide the single greatest sprt, and the way all true feuds are decided in Equestria is hot air balloon chainsaw jousting?

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#298669 Ace Of Scarabs Mon, 5th Nov '12 7:01:46 AM from Singapore

There are no chainsaws that I've seen in Equestria yet :P

Derpy :3

edited 5th Nov '12 7:07:33 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#298670 Seraphem Mon, 5th Nov '12 7:07:40 AM from Delamare

of course not, they are only brought out for settling duels of honor.

That being dais I would like to see pony sports, I mean we've seen ponies with football and basketball cutie marks so far.

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#298671 Purple Dalek Mon, 5th Nov '12 7:07:59 AM from the Moon

hot air balloon chainsaw jousting

Yes.

I assume pegasi are not allowed to use their wings and must use a regulation balloon like everypony else?

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#298672 Seraphem Mon, 5th Nov '12 7:14:55 AM from Delamare

of course.

OH it's a team thing, every group needs one of each, a pegasus to drive and control the balloon, and EP wielding the chainsaw, and a unicorn acting as the shield, protecting against the other side's EP's attacks.

edited 5th Nov '12 7:15:07 AM by Seraphem

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#298673 edvedd Mon, 5th Nov '12 7:19:21 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Why chainsaw jousting? I should be chainsaw juggle-tossing.

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#298674 Purple Dalek Mon, 5th Nov '12 7:20:23 AM from the Moon

Grenade juggling.

It's even more difficult for ponies (no fingers.)

edited 5th Nov '12 7:20:39 AM by PurpleDalek

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#298675 Seraphem Mon, 5th Nov '12 7:21:01 AM from Delamare

ugh that, yikes yeh after the latest My Little Denarians update that's...not so funny

well okay it is, but isn't at the same time Derpy becomes the first pony, not under demonic control, to rack up an actaul body count, by thinking a group of mooks was simply playing and tossing their "weird ball" back to them.

edited 5th Nov '12 7:22:19 AM by Seraphem

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