"Hey, sis, watch what I can do with my horn"
"FUCK OFF LUNA!"
"But siiiissss"
"FUCK OFF I GOT A COUNTRY TO RUN."
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
"Stay indoors, Twilight Sparkle. 'Cause I hate your stupid face."
Axios!
"Twi! Look at my wings! They're fucking huge!"
"...How the hell did you get in my house? Also, I'm Rarity."
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
Know what, that's as good an explanation as any as "Where was Luna?" in Part 2...
Okay, so Cadence is abusing Shiny.
Quick, Twi! Use all your militia skills and deal with it yourself!
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Smoking weed and annoying Rarity?
edited 1st Nov '12 9:54:41 PM by Steventheman
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES TWILIGHT SPARKLE
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
My random thoughts
So, I predict the ending to be that Shiny ends up dead at the bottom of the stairs, his death is never explained and Twilight just drinks all through Season 3.
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
@Steve: She's REALLY been driven to drink. The memes have come true!
Oh no, she's been an alcoholic since S1, when she saw all the crazy shit she'd have to deal with.
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
@Librarian: And what about Angel's treatment of Fluttershy in "Putting Your Hoof Down"?
That would be running a punchline into the ground.
Also, Cadence is manipulating the fuck outta everyone.
...Twi, when she's not looking, twat her with a chair leg. That'll learn her to be such a bitch. Especially with that magical spousal abuse thing.
Oh, well don't I now feel a prick. It's all stress.
edited 1st Nov '12 10:03:18 PM by Steventheman
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
Remember from way back at the beginning of the season, Twilight's whole "becomes paranoid and unstable under heavy stress" thing? Yeah, that bites her in the ass here.
"I've come to the conclusion that this is a very stupid idea."
chair leg? nonono, you use a pillow case full of door knobs. that'll really learn her.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
My random thoughts
As it always would, really.
And even Celestia's pissed off at you, Twi. I bet even Apple Bloom's pissed off at you. Even though she doesn't know why, and was happy sleeping until that happened.
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
And....here...it....comes....
HOLY. FUCKING. JESUS. DICK.
Cadence just did a Banish to Hell spell on Twi!
I think it's time to turn it up to DEFCON 1, we got a situation on our hands/hooves/tentacles!
edited 1st Nov '12 10:08:14 PM by Steventheman
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
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