And right after the song she finds her next victim!

Oh god, that donkey's going to get a "smile" on his face (or throat)

And in edition, his parents hated him, the town hates him, the world hates him, Celestia hates him. All except Pinkie.

That's why they can never hate anything else.

Well, Pinkie just kicked the Fourth Wall down and addressed me. That means I can now be attacked. OH GO-

Well, the whole town's being a collective arsehole again and making fun of a bald guy.

edited 14th Oct '12 8:49:36 PM by Steventheman

She can reach into her brain and pull out felt.

I think scientists are STILL trying to make sense of Pinkie's mutation from the Sonic Rainboom.

She does some even freakier things later.

I'm assuming she just cuts someone in half with her mind, then sends one half to the moon, and the other to some random pony along with a note in blood saying: "I KNOW. YOU'RE NEXT."

Pinkie Pie as: The Punisher.

Cranky, you are being chased by Pinkie Pie. A mare with a Rainrad mutation that basically makes her a Reality Warper and if she wanted to, Person of Mass Destruction. She will never stop chasing you.

edited 14th Oct '12 9:00:35 PM by Steventheman

Harrty Poter or Kenji Setou?

She knows where you are.

She knows where you are as long as it says in the script.

SHE KNOWS THE SCRIPT

Which she has knowledge of.

She's a Scriptwriter!

Which is my new term for Reality Warper.

edited 14th Oct '12 9:09:18 PM by Steventheman

I'd like to stick around for the end of this, but *SNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

Damn, Pinkie's scary.

If she wanted to, she could reject their reality and substitute her own.

Oh, this episode. Eh, it could be worse. I should probably go to sleep. Have classes tomorrow. Goodnight everybody.

Flight of the Alicorn is now complete and has been an amazing ride from beginning to end. I hear they're hardcovering it, and I might actually be tempted to get one.

@Steve: "She has over 20 years of reality warping experience. Joining her..."

"Are Pinkie 2, Pinkie 3, and Twilight Sparkle, who only got roped into this due to a drunken bet."

Gymnast

Beard :D

It's a shame the Ultimate Mega Crossover thing was written before MLP. Pinkie should have been in it.

Pinkie would've caused it.

You know that dimensional rift in Futurama that came after the scammer thing? That was Pinkie.

Every time you walk in a room and forget why. Pinkie.

Every time you trip on nothing. Pinkie.

The Weeping Angels. Pinkamena.

http://derpibooru.org/123302

http://derpibooru.org/123301

http://derpibooru.org/123300

http://derpibooru.org/123299

Still wondering why I haven't seen many saucyfics about Changelings.

Alien invasion culminating in the destruction of civilization and mankind being reduced to nothing more than slave labor except for small cells of freedom-fighters who strikes a blow against the hideous multi-tentacles emperors of the earth until betrayal from within causes the freedom movement to fall apart and the members tortured to death for all to see, except for one final band who even now fight against astronomical odds, finding friendship along the way and bonding as a true family should while killing every creature they find and stealing their technology to use against the very aliens that created them, culminating in a huge battle to the finish, aided by the billions of slaves who rise up against their oppressors simultaneously, as though they'd simply been waiting for their chance to fight for the earth they love - killing the alien's grand imperious leader and chasing the rest of the scum from their planet and now, having gained strength and force of will by this terrible and tragic catastrophe swear that this will never happen again and, should the invaders return, they'll get one hell of a fight and the humans will make damned certain it'll be a fight to the death?

Pinkie Pie.

Damn you, Pinkie.

Damn you all the way to hell.

Three versions of Pinkie have visited my Artificial Universe before, and they're all actually pretty chill. The only drawback is the massive drain in baked goods and the overdose of parties.

rainboom

Damn you, Pie.

The Pie is the alpha and omega.