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#291676 edvedd Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:18:49 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Nobody disses Granny Smith. It's shotgun time!

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#291677 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:20:46 PM from Wales

No, now she's just generally dissing the entire family.

It's in my experience that people like DT one day mouth off to the wrong person and get the fuck beaten out of them. We can only hope.

Seriously, there's being a bit mean in your childhood and then there's being Diamond Tiara!

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#291678 edvedd Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:21:52 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Diamond Tiara redefines mean.

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#291679 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:24:19 PM from Wales

Granny Smith has a beehive beard.

As is tradition.

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#291680 Super Gex Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:28:36 PM from Free Country USA

Interesting avatar Gex. Where'd you get it?

An old, dead video game trilogy from the late 90s about a lazy, wisecracking, quote-spouting gecko who gets sucked into the world of television by a mass of sentient liquid noise in a floating heap of scrap metal shaped like a human torso.

C'MON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

#291681 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:32:35 PM from Wales

Is Granny Smith having a flashback in front of the jam jars and mistaking them for her troops from WW 2?

And also, she can detect weakness. That's why you can never fake illness in front of her.

edited 7th Oct '12 9:34:20 PM by Steventheman

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#291682 Ace Of Scarabs Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:33:59 PM from Singapore

An amusingly apt name for a bootleg toy

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#291683 edvedd Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:34:29 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Mayyyyybe.

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#291684 Japanese Teeth Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:35:17 PM from Meinong's jungle

@Gex: I actually remember those. Been forever.

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#291685 edvedd Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:36:24 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Yeah, I think I played a Gex game or two.

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#291686 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:37:31 PM from Wales

Sweetie Belle just got owned by a Tesla coil disguised as a tree.

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#291687 Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:37:41 PM from Canada

Ace: Someone is bored at his job.

Twilight is the sneakiest

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#291688 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:41:13 PM from Wales

Cheerilee's just like: "What the fuck." at Granny Smith.

I most likely also spelt her name wrong.

edited 7th Oct '12 9:41:28 PM by Steventheman

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#291689 storyyeller Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:43:32 PM from Appleloosa

Rabbit animation? Also, I never realized that Gex lasted until the late 90s. I thought the big Video Game Mascot Craze was in the early 90s in a shortlived attempt to cash in on Sonic's popularity. As they said What could possibly go wrong?

edited 7th Oct '12 9:44:01 PM by storyyeller

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#291690 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:45:51 PM from Wales

So, the Zap Apples are infused with Rainbow Radiation, which I just pulled out of my arse.

The same radiation type that gave the Mane Six superpowers back in Cutie Mark Chronicles.

edited 7th Oct '12 9:49:57 PM by Steventheman

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#291691 storyyeller Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:49:00 PM from Appleloosa

But rainbow radiation can always be dangerous, hence why Ponyvillians keep hazmat suits around.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#291692 edvedd Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:49:41 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Some fanon states that Rainbow Dash's mum loved her some Zap Apples.

edited 7th Oct '12 9:49:49 PM by edvedd

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#291693 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:50:38 PM from Wales

And so, Rainbow started out as a mutant?

Makes sense, if she can also spread Rainbow Radiation via an explosion. So, she's a walking salted bomb.

Apple Bloom. You are within forelegs length of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. WHY DON'T YOU JUST SMACK THEM WHILE CHEERILEE ISN'T LOOKING?

edited 7th Oct '12 9:51:15 PM by Steventheman

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#291694 Ace Of Scarabs Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:54:32 PM from Singapore

Twi would enjoy Deus Ex and Metal Gear Solid.

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#291695 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:56:22 PM from Wales

Holy hell, the Apple family has also been irradiated for three generations!

Also, timberwolves are Rainbow-irradiated wolves that were mutated along with a tree. Nothing will change that for me. It also made them immortal, unable to die of radiation poisoning, and very, very pissed off.

Also, that means that none of the Mane 6 will live past 40, due to radiation poisoning.

edited 7th Oct '12 9:58:59 PM by Steventheman

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#291696 Ace Of Scarabs Sun, 7th Oct '12 9:59:29 PM from Singapore

They're leftover Von Neumann wood Golems.

Nah, the Elements of Harmony have made them extremely resilient to bad health, so they'll now live longer than average.

Also, the magic left in Equestria has been tame for at least since post-Discordian times in Classical Equestria. Only Wild Magic behaves like radiation, and the only place I really know of with magic that dengerously wild is the Discworld.

edited 7th Oct '12 10:03:31 PM by AceOfScarabs

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#291697 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 10:03:11 PM from Wales

Now, the irradiated jam was spread all over the place? No wonder that nopony dies!

Also, I can now blame a lot of things on Rainbow Radiation.

I'll have to write a more detailed thing sometime about this.

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#291698 edvedd Sun, 7th Oct '12 10:04:07 PM from Over there. Maybe?

Granny Smith sure was a cutie in those bygone days.

Y'know, they do have 50s style public information films later. Maybe there's one for Rainbow Radiation.

edited 7th Oct '12 10:05:11 PM by edvedd

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#291699 Ace Of Scarabs Sun, 7th Oct '12 10:04:39 PM from Singapore

AJ took after her granny's good looks.

Also I

that Granny Smith is actually AJ's great grandma.

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#291700 Steventheman Sun, 7th Oct '12 10:09:39 PM from Wales

So, what have we learned?

That:

Zap Apples are normal apples infused with Rainbow Radiation.
Rainbow Dash's mother consumed the radioactive jam, thus allowing Dash herself to spread the radiation in a massive explosion.
The same radiation mutated the other five and granted them superpowers due to the First Rainboom.
The Apple Family was also irradiated, allowing them almost Herculean strength.
Other ponies were irradiated, but less so due to infrequent exposure.

And so, Equestria is radioactive in canon.

Also, was Filthy Rich actually imposing some discipline on DT? I guess she must get her nasty nature from her mother, then.

edited 7th Oct '12 10:12:04 PM by Steventheman

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