You know, I'm only now getting to the whole Twilight X Eeyore thing people were talking about. It's a bit odd, since they didn't go with the obvious pony, but we've already proven she is rather anathema to donkeys so I guess Twilight is more appropriate.
They singlehandedly saved the world from a being that was turning clouds into cotton candy and made night and day last for seconds at a time, I think someone is going to care at least a little.
It would seem that their short term memories eschew the profoundly ridiculous.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Either that or they were embarassed by Discord's reign and collectively decided to never speak of it again.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Ponies carry things around in their mouths all the time.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
And don't forget Tom.
Can you see the world like I do? Can you smile away the pain? Can you feel the cool wind blowing? Can you smell the coming rain?
Yeah, but Gummy's like: "Pinkie, gtfo."
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
If I remember correctly, the last couple of times we saw royal guards they were soundly getting their asses kicked.
Can you see the world like I do? Can you smile away the pain? Can you feel the cool wind blowing? Can you smell the coming rain?
Well to be fair, even the mane 6 was overcome by Changelings.
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First time "Oh no! Teh Nightmare Moon!"
Second time: "Oh no, Teh changlinglinglinglings!"
They guards only real skill appears to be standing still and being intimidating.
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Yeah, but they could have at least accomplished
something. Slowing them down maybe, until the Elements arrived. I mean these are supposed to be the best Equestria has to offer - they could have at least been of some help in the scheme of things.
Can you see the world like I do? Can you smile away the pain? Can you feel the cool wind blowing? Can you smell the coming rain?
The guards are just for dealing with ordinary pony riffraff like paparazzi and snobs.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.