Eh, I just like the idea of her inviting them all to a party, then sealing them in with a cockatrice. Then recording the chaos for Youtube or something.
Then she has a bunch of nice statues!
edited 27th Sep '12 10:17:48 PM by Steventheman
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
Ah, you have reached Sweet and Elite. Interesting...
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When All Else Fails, worry, that's the 14 way.
She could do them a favor and send them somewhere (the moon) where they don't have to deal with the filthy lower class. Then they realize they have to do everything themselves.
The main weapon of the Equestria military is the Cockatrice Rifle.
Also, I just love the fact that the high class bloke starts off as like: "Nice hat" but is all then: "You're from
Ponyville? Get the fuck out of Canterlot, you're breathing our air!"
Rarity, please whine at them.
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
I doubt it would be effect, Rarity is cut of similar cloth, they could probably outwhine her.
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When All Else Fails, worry, that's the 14 way.
Maybe the whining will cause the ground beneath Jet Set to shatter, causing him to fall to his death. Then Rarity kicks his widow in the throat.
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
Good point...Actually...
Release Diamond Dog death squads onto Canterlot! Rarity spends the rest of her life as the World's Most Fashionable Terrorist!
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
She does have camo dresses later on...
Yes. Exactly like that.
Rarity just fangirl'd.
edited 27th Sep '12 10:30:40 PM by Steventheman
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
Opal's like: "Who's the hell's this?"
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
If I was Rarity, I would just keep saying: "Oh, I'm just the living embodiment of a top secret military superweapon, you know, I killed Discord once."
I'd be the Element of Generosity, not the Element of Modesty!
Actually no, I want to be the Element of War! Yay!
And my friends can all be Death, Famine and Pestilence!
The Elements of The Apocalypse!
edited 27th Sep '12 10:41:42 PM by Steventheman
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
"Oh, you saved us all from eternal night, and Discord? Meh, I bet you eat dinner with a dessert fork."
Why doesn't Rarity just say: "I can't come to all your shit, I've got to wash my cat" or something?
edited 27th Sep '12 10:45:12 PM by Steventheman
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
The biggest issue with this episode is why Rarity even feels the need to lie. Aside from the saviors of Equestria thing, her friends are a former world famous fashion model, the winner of the Best Young Fliers competition and only Pegasus capable of performing a sonic rainboom, and the personal protege of the princess. What, all that isn't good enough for the likes of Jet Set?
Clearly, High Society has not heard of "friends, and the need to make them a bloody birthday present!"
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
I have to wonder why Celestia even puts up with the upper class ponies, they don't seem to contribute anything to society.
That reminds me of medeival times. Even though the King was theoretically supreme, he still had to put up with all the nobles. Though I think The Sun King found a way to depower them.
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