MLP Forum Archive - Page 11155

#278851 d Roy Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:25:57 PM from University at Buffalo

Hey, I am six feet as well.

I actually practiced Tae Kwon Do for six years and have a black belt. However, because the practice regimen is so impractical so I just answered "Only few experience of martial art."

Through endless struggles with his flawed human nature, a great man is born.

#278852 The Freeman Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:26:03 PM from Hialeah,FL.

I'm pretty sure I got a minute due to punching it in the balls.

"All I ever wanted was the truth." Element of Ambiguity

#278853 Sydxelia Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:28:46 PM

I'm physically incapable of running or jumping. That made me Purina Raptor Chow in a hurry.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

#278854 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:29:28 PM from Chicago

Plus all those "self defense" days in high school.

"If a guy tries to rape you, punch him in the balls."

Like, what do guys do when the girls are doing that in the other room?

edited 3rd Sep '12 6:30:23 PM by condottiera

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#278855 The Freeman Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:31:36 PM from Hialeah,FL.

Relevant.

Dear God, Scootaloo.

"All I ever wanted was the truth." Element of Ambiguity

#278856 ATC Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:31:53 PM from sharing 47 avvies

Nobody would ever try to rape me.

They'd get no pleasure in it, and I'd go straight for the eyeballs.

My fingernails are long, and eyeballs are fragile.

#278857 d Roy Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:32:32 PM from University at Buffalo

@condot - Me? Practicing worthless TKD drills.

edited 3rd Sep '12 6:33:07 PM by dRoy

Through endless struggles with his flawed human nature, a great man is born.

#278858 Sydxelia Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:32:49 PM

Like, what do guys do when the girls are doing that in the other room?

What, punching guys in the balls? I'd get the hell out of there.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

#278859 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:33:58 PM from Chicago

I keep my nails long cause I'm afraid of cutting them.

Plus statistically, I don't think it's really something anybody should lose much sleep over. Like with shark attacks.

Plus, that thing they tell you about how to push somebody's nose into their brain, I bet that doesn't actually work.

edited 3rd Sep '12 6:35:01 PM by condottiera

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#278860 d Roy Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:34:58 PM from University at Buffalo

I wish I learned something like this instead:

Through endless struggles with his flawed human nature, a great man is born.

#278861 Sydxelia Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:35:40 PM

@ ATC: Wait, you're female? I always thought you were male. My apologies if you're a male with long fingernails.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

#278862 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:36:38 PM from Chicago

Wow, it's like they're dancing.

Plus, Rarity is totally a deadly Kung Fu master.

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@Freeman: Nice avatar.

edited 3rd Sep '12 6:37:09 PM by condottiera

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#278863 The Freeman Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:37:19 PM from Hialeah,FL.

I had to have this as an avatar. Makes up for chicken jokes.

Goodnight.

"All I ever wanted was the truth." Element of Ambiguity

#278864 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:38:20 PM from Chicago

Chickens are actually dinosaurs, after all.

Element of Batman

#278865 Sydxelia Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:39:09 PM

'Night, ~~Scootaraptor~~ Freeman.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.

#278866 ATC Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:39:47 PM from sharing 47 avvies

@Sydlexia: My gender is one of Tv Tropes' greatest secrets. Even the number of tropers who know it is a mystery. I don't think you'll ever know. I'm not sure I will truly know.

#278867 Whatshisgame Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:39:49 PM

'Night, Freeman.

Rainbow Dash and Derpy Hooves put up a pillar.

#278868 d Roy Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:39:58 PM from University at Buffalo

Yeah, Rarity is surprisingly good at physical combat.

Which is why I love her so much.

Through endless struggles with his flawed human nature, a great man is born.

#278869 Japanese Teeth Mon, 3rd Sep '12 6:48:55 PM from Meinong's jungle

As far as self defense goes, I have no skills, so I go with the Combat Pragmatist method. Kick them in the balls and shins, and aim for the eyes and throat. Then get the heck out of there while they're down.