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#278701 from Name & Address Withheld
[up]No, you have to plate it silver.tongue
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#278702 from a Time of Eclipse
It's been tried. It registers metaphysically as a wood bullet, that's fine, but there rarely seems to be enough silver.
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#278703 from Chicago
There are fancy cars that grind silver dust into the wood finish to make it shiny.

Somebody go out and jack a Rolls.
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#278704 from Appleloosa
It's especially horrifying because an aligriffidracotaur can only be slain by being shot in the heart with a silver bullet made of wood. Little-known fact.

It also has to be dimaond tipped and from the forge of Hepheastus.
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#278705 from Chicago
And the fire of its heart must be cooled by the anguished tears of a dozen orphan virgins.

Beneath the cold eye of the jewel, a dark presence slumbers, and each time it stirs in its endless sleep all the children of a phantom universe die a thousand agonizing deaths.

Those who should hope to gaze into the stone to espy the eldritch beauty lurking within shall be pulled into the shadow realm and made slaves to the mind of an ancient god, and all of eternity shall be as endless torment.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:06:16 PM by condottiera

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#278706 from University at Buffalo
[up] I swear I heard of that one somewhere...
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#278707 from Appleloosa
Also, it has to be superpoisoned, which requires at least 75 herblore. Hopefully Zecora's been grinding.
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#278708 from Chicago
Hold up, I'm on a roll.

The suffering of all worlds is offered up upon His grim alter, and ghastly figures chant praises to him from the shadows as He consumes them.

When he awakens, He shall release the sorrows of all eons past upon all those who dared defy Him.

All creatures are deserving of His Damnation.

Praises be to He.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:10:59 PM by condottiera

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#278709 from Alberta, Canada
Somepony posted this picture of an astronomy book. The text in the book reads:

Random information about the sun. The sun is big and shiny.

Celestia is an imposter. It's actually both the earth rotating on its axis and orbiting around the sun that makes days and nights. Seriously how could a 80kg unicorn make the 2 thousand billion billion billion kg sun move by its magic?

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:13:43 PM by WillKeaton

condottiera avatar
#278710 from Chicago
Prepare to be smited.
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#278711 from a Time of Eclipse
[up][up] The answer is obviously "with magic".

Seriously, magic. It explains every damn thing. Except Pinkie Pie, because nothing can explain Pinkie Pie.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:15:52 PM by CountDorku

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#278712 from Hialeah,FL.
HERESY!
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condottiera avatar
#278713 from Chicago
Also, hearsay!
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#278714 from University at Buffalo
I thought Equestria follows Aristotelian astronomy?
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#278715 from America
You want to know something I reailzed about Carrot Top? Their's allready the fanon of her hanging out with Derpy and thus having to constantly put up with her {Which got a Fandom Nod in Luna Eclipsed}. And I've seen so many moments in the show where she and Berry Punch {The pony who get's drunk alot in Fanon} are together {There was an image on ponibooru with all these moments in the background}. This means that Carrot Top has to constantly put up with both Derpy and Berry Punch. Poor girl.tongue

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:24:01 PM by marston

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#278716 from a Time of Eclipse
[up][up] Equestrian astronomy, like Equestrian metaphysics, only makes sense with magic.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:21:47 PM by CountDorku

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condottiera avatar
#278717 from Chicago
[up][up]At least she has two good friends!

[up] And Aristrotle was sentenced to death for heresy, as well.

Like the real one was, I mean.

So, there's that.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:25:18 PM by condottiera

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#278718 from a Time of Eclipse
[up]
At least she has two good friends!

Also Derpy and Berry Punch.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:25:23 PM by CountDorku

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#278719 from a random Pokècenter
well, I didn't think it would happen, but Mines of Dragon Mountain has been replaced as my favorite Dr. Whooves fic.

just finished reading Doctor Whooves - The Series: Episode Two - Game of Stones and man, what a great read that was! The Doctor, Twi, AJ, and RD go back in time to Roan to see Leonard Di Hoovsie, poster stallion of the Reign-aissance. Epic adventure ensues!

A++, would read again.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:28:59 PM by Blissey1

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#278720 from Chicago
@Count: Day-um, you're sassy today, aren't you?
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#278721 from a Time of Eclipse
Most days, actually.

But seriously, you walked into that one.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:28:08 PM by CountDorku

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#278722 from Chicago
As is my people's sacred custom.
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#278723 from University at Buffalo
Aristrotle

If I ever write a pony fanfic, which is pretty likely, I am so using that one.
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#278724 from Stardust Road
Click and Drag what pony are you? Beware of giant banner. I'm Rainbow Dash so lucky me.
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#278725 from a Time of Eclipse
Aye, there's nothing like the old Aristrotrelian phrilosrophry.
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