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#278701 crowlover Mon, 3rd Sep '12 12:40:40 PM from Name & Address Withheld

No, you have to plate it silver.

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#278702 Count Dorku Mon, 3rd Sep '12 12:42:00 PM from a Time of Eclipse

It's been tried. It registers metaphysically as a wood bullet, that's fine, but there rarely seems to be enough silver.

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#278703 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 12:57:58 PM from Chicago

There are fancy cars that grind silver dust into the wood finish to make it shiny.

Somebody go out and jack a Rolls.

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#278704 storyyeller Mon, 3rd Sep '12 12:58:07 PM from Appleloosa

It's especially horrifying because an aligriffidracotaur can only be slain by being shot in the heart with a silver bullet made of wood. Little-known fact.

It also has to be dimaond tipped and from the forge of Hepheastus.

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#278705 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 12:59:16 PM from Chicago

And the fire of its heart must be cooled by the anguished tears of a dozen orphan virgins.

Beneath the cold eye of the jewel, a dark presence slumbers, and each time it stirs in its endless sleep all the children of a phantom universe die a thousand agonizing deaths.

Those who should hope to gaze into the stone to espy the eldritch beauty lurking within shall be pulled into the shadow realm and made slaves to the mind of an ancient god, and all of eternity shall be as endless torment.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:06:16 PM by condottiera

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#278706 d Roy Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:05:51 PM from University at Buffalo

I swear I heard of that one somewhere...

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#278707 storyyeller Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:06:19 PM from Appleloosa

Also, it has to be superpoisoned, which requires at least 75 herblore. Hopefully Zecora's been grinding.

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#278708 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:10:25 PM from Chicago

Hold up, I'm on a roll.

The suffering of all worlds is offered up upon His grim alter, and ghastly figures chant praises to him from the shadows as He consumes them.

When he awakens, He shall release the sorrows of all eons past upon all those who dared defy Him.

All creatures are deserving of His Damnation.

Praises be to He.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:10:59 PM by condottiera

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#278709 Will Keaton Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:13:02 PM from Alberta, Canada

Somepony posted this picture of an astronomy book.

◊ The text in the book reads:

Random information about the sun. The sun is big and shiny.

Celestia is an imposter. It's actually both the earth rotating on its axis and orbiting around the sun that makes days and nights. Seriously how could a 80kg unicorn make the 2 thousand billion billion billion kg sun move by its magic?

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:13:43 PM by WillKeaton

#278710 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:14:45 PM from Chicago

Prepare to be smited.

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#278711 Count Dorku Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:15:24 PM from a Time of Eclipse

The answer is obviously "with magic".

Seriously, magic. It explains every damn thing. Except Pinkie Pie, because nothing can explain Pinkie Pie.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:15:52 PM by CountDorku

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#278712 The Freeman Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:18:30 PM from Hialeah,FL.

HERESY!

"All I ever wanted was the truth." Element of Ambiguity

#278713 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:20:22 PM from Chicago

Also, hearsay!

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#278714 d Roy Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:20:29 PM from University at Buffalo

I thought Equestria follows Aristotelian astronomy?

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#278715 marston Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:21:14 PM from America

You want to know something I reailzed about Carrot Top? Their's allready the fanon of her hanging out with Derpy and thus having to constantly put up with her {Which got a Fandom Nod in Luna Eclipsed}. And I've seen so many moments in the show where she and Berry Punch {The pony who get's drunk alot in Fanon} are together {There was an image on ponibooru with all these moments in the background}. This means that Carrot Top has to constantly put up with both Derpy and Berry Punch. Poor girl.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:24:01 PM by marston

#278716 Count Dorku Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:21:38 PM from a Time of Eclipse

Equestrian astronomy, like Equestrian metaphysics, only makes sense with magic.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:21:47 PM by CountDorku

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#278717 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:23:38 PM from Chicago

At least she has two good friends!

And Aristrotle was sentenced to death for heresy, as well.

Like the real one was, I mean.

So, there's that.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:25:18 PM by condottiera

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#278718 Count Dorku Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:24:57 PM from a Time of Eclipse

At least she has two good friends!

Also Derpy and Berry Punch.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:25:23 PM by CountDorku

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#278719 Blissey 1 Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:25:26 PM from a random Pokècenter

well, I didn't think it would happen, but Mines of Dragon Mountain

has been replaced as my favorite Dr. Whooves fic.

just finished reading Doctor Whooves - The Series: Episode Two - Game of Stones

and man, what a great read that was! The Doctor, Twi, AJ, and RD go back in time to Roan to see Leonard Di Hoovsie, poster stallion of the Reign-aissance. Epic adventure ensues!

A++, would read again.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:28:59 PM by Blissey1

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#278720 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:25:59 PM from Chicago

@Count: Day-um, you're sassy today, aren't you?

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#278721 Count Dorku Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:27:55 PM from a Time of Eclipse

Most days, actually.

But seriously, you walked into that one.

edited 3rd Sep '12 1:28:08 PM by CountDorku

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#278722 condottiera Mon, 3rd Sep '12 1:34:54 PM from Chicago