Post of the Day #120

@Apple and CDRW: Yeah, it was... difficult to tell how serious he was being.

The first time it happened we were both in the kitchen at my old apartment. the kitchen there was tiny, and only had one entrance. I was standing in the door talking to Garret, and Shawn wanted to leave, so in true Shawn fashion he looks at me and say, "Move." I figure naw, I'll wait for him to ask nicely, so I ignore him. He says move again, and I say no. So his first response? He body checks me to try and get me to move. Now, I'm a big guy, and he's not, so I barely even budged. In fact I thought it was hilarious... then he reached into the drawer and pulled out a knife and said, "Move. Now." So I got out of the way pretty quick.

Second time we were all kinda joking around, and Shawn said something dumb, so Garret said, "Hey [keg], go judo-throw his ass." I'm like, 'aight', so I walk over to him cracking my knuckles... before I'm even halfway across the room the knife comes out.

I could never tell how genuinely violent Shawn was, but when we moved into the new place and I had to share a bedroom with him I was genuinely concerned.