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#261851 from Over there. Maybe?
@Carcio: That sounds like the best kind of enslavement.

And it explains all the clone ponies and Bon-Bon's voices! Bad programming!

edited 30th Jul '12 4:16:42 AM by edvedd

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#261852 from the heart of my bottom
Some people wouldn't exactly call it "bad".
You watch him as he stutters over what to say. It's just a little game you play.
It's no easier for you some days.
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#261853 from Appleloosa
Not so much the huge tracts of land.

The first time we built Ponyville it got flattened by bunnies. The second time it got crushed by an Ursa Minor. The third time it got eaten by parasprites. The fourth time, it got struck by lightning, then fell over, and then destroyed by a tentacle monster. We need all the land we can get.
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#261854 from Over there. Maybe?
[up][up]And Pony!Keanu can obviously sod right off then! We're very happy to be ponies, thank you.

edited 30th Jul '12 4:21:13 AM by edvedd

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#261855 from Singapore
If we could get the Machines to make an Equestria Matrix, that would be the Best. Possible. Thing. :D

Ponies don't seem to take to extreme climates as much as humans though. Need more desert and jungle and polar pony tribes.
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#261856 from Over there. Maybe?
Maybe the polar ponies(TM) are slightly fluffier. waii

edited 30th Jul '12 4:21:02 AM by edvedd

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#261857 from Singapore
They'd totally be fluffier, to trap heat better :3 Also better for snuggling.

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#261858 from Canterlot
wild mass guessAnd Pinkie Pie is The One, which explains her reality-bending powerswild mass guess

  • Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue cupcake - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red cupcake - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
  • Pinkie: *eats both cupcakes within seconds* "Jummy! Say, don't you happen to have some hot sauce?"
  • Morpheus: *facepalm*

tongue

edited 30th Jul '12 4:24:27 AM by Carciofus

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#261859 from Appleloosa
Follow the Angel Bunny.
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#261860 from Over there. Maybe?
@Ace: And they wear parkas made of yak hair (Voluntarily of course).

[up]YES.

edited 30th Jul '12 4:25:16 AM by edvedd

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#261861 from Singapore
If Pinkie was the One, I'm surprised the Equestrian Matrix hasn't cascade overflowed yet [lol]

Polar ponies would need some means to grow plants in the freezing climate, or they'd have to get used to seaweed and lichen.

[up] They brushie the yaks, and collect the loose hairs and use them to make their parkas.

edited 30th Jul '12 4:26:14 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#261862 from Appleloosa
Well they might be able to fish if they can eat fish. Alternatively E Ps are awesome enough to grow food anywhere.
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#261863 from Singapore
I'm imagining some kind of polar rock farm that cultivates lichen [lol]

In before we get Pinkie's Eskimo Cousin.
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#261864 from Appleloosa
Maybe they have bad memories of the place due to the penguin king incident, so they stay away.
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#261865 from Singapore
Oh, yes, that guy from G1 ponies. I wonder if places like Dream Valley, Paradise Estate, and Flutter Valley are still in Equestrian pony records.
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#261866 from Appleloosa
They're probably Shrouded in Myth.
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#261867 from Singapore
That reminds me, the Fire Ruby looks like a smaller inferior-grade Heartstone, rather like the one that became the centrepiece of Flutter Valley's climate control.

...I'm wondering if Pinkie gave Spike tips on gem cultivation.

edited 30th Jul '12 4:52:04 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#261868 from Appleloosa
I haven't watched enough G1 to know enough the heartstone.
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#261869 from Singapore
The episodes are up on youtube :D Over here :D

Anyways, can you imagine a totally chill Dragon Gem Gardener who grows gemstone formations like some people grow bonsai trees?

edited 30th Jul '12 4:55:29 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#261870 from Appleloosa
Or Bonsai Mountains
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#261871 from Singapore
Bonsai mountains? Hah, that'd be an interesting hobby.

I'm picturing Spike growing a bonsai gem formation, and he prunes it by eating the bits he doesn't want to grow [lol]

edited 30th Jul '12 5:01:16 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#261872 from Appleloosa
Or you could prune it by changing the temperature, pressure, etc.
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#261873 from Singapore
Eating the pruned parts makes for a nice snack for a Dragon hatchling :D

And then he gives one to Rarity next time it's her birthday.
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#261874 from Horsehead Nebula
In my headcanon Earth Ponies can grow food anywhere and even heal damaged soil.

Pegasus and Earth Pony team is perfect terraformer group.
Because he know I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe.
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#261875 from Singapore
It takes time and love for Earth Ponies to restore the loamy topsoil layer.
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