Describes scenarios depending on the date of your birth.

More Machinarium.

edited 22nd Jul '12 12:12:00 PM by TheFreeman

There was an earlier one that said my scenario was that I would "create battle clones of Bon Bon." At the time, I wondered what "battle clones" were, but after having seen the 2nd season finale, I think the answer is that my scenario would involve fighting changelings somehow. Even more Hilarious in Hindsight considering the WMG that background ponies like Bon Bon ARE changelings given that crowd scenes sometimes show duplicates of her.

What would be even funnier would be if the Bon Bon clones all looked the same but had different voices, given that having different voices is something she's rather famous for amongst the fans.

edited 22nd Jul '12 12:15:30 PM by Rainbow

I thought it was that Bon Bon specifically was a changeling because she never seems to have the same voice.

Somewhat ninja'd.

edited 22nd Jul '12 12:16:42 PM by crowlover

I know what it does, I was just wondering what the point is. To be silly?

Uhhhh yeah? Its for fun.

Pretty much

edited 22nd Jul '12 12:19:19 PM by crowlover

Surprise walks into the thread dressed like a nun

Hey peeps! How do you like my new outfit? I figured since it's Sunday I'd dress in Sunday gear.

I just had a really fun day. The kids got together to hear some Bible stories. Oh, I had to revise them slightly because ech, that book isn't kid-friendly. All the incest and killing... why you humans so brutish?

So I just told them the story of Noah's Ark. And I got to the part where God wanted to flood the world because everyone was sinning, and Apple Bloom asked "What's 'sinning'?" And I told her "That means they really, really needed a bath. So God was gonna give humans a really big bath." That's the way I heard it.

So then Silver Spoon asked "Wait, wouldn't a bath that floods the world drown the humans?" So I said "Back then, humans could all turn into fish." I'm pretty sure that's true. I mean I've seen documented evidence.

So I have a question, humans: If you guys had this God guy giving you baths and you could all turn into fish... why the hay don't you have magic powers these days? What happened to you?

If I remember correctly, I'm handcuffed for life to Fluttershy

Get thee to a nunnery!

You're Angel Bunny?

Don't believe the nutcase religious people, Surprise. That evidence was just really slipshod programming in the form of "entertainment".

edited 22nd Jul '12 12:36:35 PM by nomuru2d

Anypony playing TF 2 today? Or L 4 D?

Things I cannot draw, creatures fictional or true◊. Sorry Twilgiht and Spike, I tried.

They look like a hybrid of G4 and G1 styles. XD

Eh, I don't think they look to bad.

Indeed.

edited 22nd Jul '12 12:45:01 PM by Mio

Actually Surprise. One human became an engineer (The rest were all managers back then) and built himself a really large boat (Think Disney Cruise line large). So when the waters this one guy hopped in his boat and shut himself in with a large number of animals and his family. Everyone Else learned the hard facts about Natural Selection.

There's no point in turning into things now that the Yeerks are gone, so we just sit around and watch TV nowadays.

Anyway, I'm off to watch the first part of teh Catherine LP.

@Mousa Where's Twilight's horn?

And, IIRC, sex appears in the bible quite a bit more than incest.

Unless you don't have a problem teaching the kids about that, Surprise.

Wow even the opening is trippy. and it's really creepy how Trisha's lips don't move while she's talking.

Well, I played a demo of Catherine, that's about it.

Also, should I download League of Legends?

Yeah, there's also incestuous rape.

You should, but I recommend getting some patience and iron will, pun not intended.

@Mousa: I actually like the way you drew Spike. He seems very... Spike-y.

edited 22nd Jul '12 12:59:51 PM by FergardStratoavis

Something I just noticed: I've been watching all the season 1 episodes again, and I've just gotten to Call of the Cutie. I never noticed that, during the opening, two of Applebloom's classmates are apparently color-swaps of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. They're towards the front, sitting next to Twist. Perhaps they're changelings?

edited 22nd Jul '12 12:59:56 PM by IrishZombie

Oh I crossed out all the sex stuff too.

So... later today I got to tell them the Tower of Babel story. Let me see if I have that one right: Basically God was afraid the humans would hurt themselves building something that would puncture the atmosphere, so he told them to stop. They didn't, so he made them all quack like ducks so they wouldn't be able to coordinate. Do I have that right?

Sacrifice of innocents, god letting a guy be tortured and have his life ruined just to see if he'd still be faithful to God afterwards. Wholesale slaughter of innocent children, punishing a guy for refusing to knock up his brothers widow, all kinds of family friendly fun.