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#17151 storyyeller Sun, 23rd Sep '12 9:55:17 PM from Appleloosa

Why haven't those clocks around Spade been smashed yet?

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#17152 Steventheman Sun, 23rd Sep '12 9:59:19 PM from Wales

I don't know why, but I've decided that Luna's favourite Flash game is "Pandemic: End of Ponykind."

She doesn't like Pandemic 2 because she can never get Appleloosa. They enforce a militia blockade before Luna can infect it.

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#17153 storyyeller Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:02:11 PM from Appleloosa

Ok I do not get what's up with Trace and Fin at all. This whole thing makes no sense.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#17154 Bluespade Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:04:03 PM from Fort Worth, Texas

Just roll with it, only a few details from the intermission are actually important, the rest is just meant to be entertaining.

But just for the sake of explanation, they can interfere with people either in the past or the future, but leave a trail showing their movements either in the past or future, revealing what they are going to do/have already done.

Nearly all of the Felt have stupid/useless powers, though a few of them are actually pretty good.

edited 23rd Sep '12 10:05:19 PM by Bluespade

Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.

#17155 Sixthhokage 1 Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:07:44 PM from Fort Worth, Texas

-actually understood Don't Bleed On The Suits pretty well while he was reading it, though forgot the details since-

#17156 storyyeller Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:12:40 PM from Appleloosa

TIME RIDDLES? Sounds like something the Orz would say.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#17157 storyyeller Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:19:53 PM from Appleloosa

If you kill her you destroy the universe.

Oh I get it, because pocketing the 8 ball means you lose the game, right?

Also, stabbing 10 until the time shenanigans stop is a refreshingly direct approach. I wish all the felt would just die already.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#17158 Bluespade Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:24:33 PM from Fort Worth, Texas

My brother has been trying to convince me for the last hour (and on several prior occasions) to start writing a Dark Souls fanart starring Jaime and Tyrion Lannister.

Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.

#17159 storyyeller Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:27:20 PM from Appleloosa

And the Intermission's finally getting funny.

The revenge of Ambidextrous Sprite! I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Hey, the first onscreen appearance of the famous trolls everyone always talks about. And the intermission is finally over. I wonder what the deal with Lord English and Snowman was though.

edited 23rd Sep '12 10:41:56 PM by storyyeller

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#17160 Bluespade Sun, 23rd Sep '12 10:46:45 PM from Fort Worth, Texas

I was about to go to bed, considering I have to be up in 5 hours... and then Homestuck updated.

Gonna spend an hour or so doing this walkaround now.

Lord English is actually somewhat important. Considering he's actually the main villain.

edited 23rd Sep '12 10:47:19 PM by Bluespade

Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.

#17161 Zennistrad Mon, 24th Sep '12 6:04:14 AM from The Karnival

You know what would make for awkward hilarity?

Trying to explain the premise of Pokemon to Fluttershy.

Can you cool it with the Karn puns, Zennistrad? No problem. They were kinda Karny anyway.

#17162 storyyeller Mon, 24th Sep '12 7:22:04 AM from Appleloosa

A young colt leaves home to improve his photo collection and take money from tons of people who are inexplicably standing around in the middle of nowhere.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#17163 Steventheman Mon, 24th Sep '12 7:50:55 AM from Wales

I'd say that it's a game about ENSLAVING THE FREE AND CUTE ANIMALS AND FORCING THEM INTO BRUTAL FIGHTS FOR POCKET CHANGE.

Just kidding. She'd kill me.

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#17164 Tam H 70 Mon, 24th Sep '12 8:23:49 AM from In front of telly

Yes, and after she is finished pummelling your ragged corpse with her (by now blood spattered) dainty little hooves, she would be off after the creators of the game, in-universe.

Always more Hufflepuff bones to sharpen.

I would be all over one of those like suck on a Lily Allen song - Inverurie Jones.

#17165 Steventheman Mon, 24th Sep '12 8:32:27 AM from Wales

Seriously though, who would win in a unarmed fight?

The best human soldier or the best pony soldier?

edited 24th Sep '12 8:32:36 AM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#17166 Demoralized Ant Mon, 24th Sep '12 8:39:46 AM from Ponyville

A Unicorn or a Pegasus would dominate a human. An Earth Pony...not so sure.

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#17167 Steventheman Mon, 24th Sep '12 8:44:33 AM from Wales

So, a unicorn up against a human with little training with a revolver and a knife?

A pegasus against an F-16?

edited 24th Sep '12 8:44:56 AM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#17168 Demoralized Ant Mon, 24th Sep '12 8:46:40 AM from Ponyville

The key word being "unarmed".

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#17169 ABNDT Mon, 24th Sep '12 8:53:19 AM from the image of an angel

Best human being able to match best earth pony?

Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.

#17170 storyyeller Mon, 24th Sep '12 9:19:54 AM from Appleloosa

It depends on how much cartoon physics applies.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#17171 Demoralized Ant Mon, 24th Sep '12 9:21:40 AM from Ponyville

Taking Cartoon Physics into account, that would make Pinkie Pie unstoppable.

He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

#17172 Steventheman Mon, 24th Sep '12 9:22:34 AM from Wales

I can imagine her demolishing an army...

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#17173 storyyeller Mon, 24th Sep '12 9:30:54 AM from Appleloosa

If it were real physics, the humans would have a big advantage though.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#17174 Seraphem Mon, 24th Sep '12 9:48:11 AM from Delamare

unless you involve Celestia and Luna.

Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool. My random thoughts

#17175 Tam H 70 Mon, 24th Sep '12 10:01:03 AM from In front of telly

Depends on the pony. And the verse. If it was Blackjack, Lil'pip or Rampage, from the FOE-verse, oh shit motherhumping run!!! Unless you have a tank. From the original MLP:Fi M, Rainbow Dash would be a challenge as I suppose a pissed-off Fluttershy or Pinkamena Diane Pie would not be too shabby in a tussle either. Out of the Mane Six, I would be more scared of Twilight Sparkle than any of the rest of them, though.

She is Princess Celestia's best student after all, and her magic powers would have many different ways of sending you to your grave.

Always more Hufflepuff bones to sharpen.

I would be all over one of those like suck on a Lily Allen song - Inverurie Jones.