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#16901 d Roy Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:42:30 PM

This would actually make sense, seeing how she has such a large neck.

As I find so much pleasure in that melts like my breath, I am always full of regret.

#16902 Loose Cannon Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:43:03 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere

Okay, now we just have to give our story to Ponyville Confidential, and then we'll rake in the dosh.

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

#16903 condottiera Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:43:52 PM from Chicago

She's just chilling at the academy all the time, occasionally battling pony Magneto and stuff.

It's a good deal.

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#16904 Steventheman Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:44:09 PM from Wales

Vinyl totally has eye lasers.

She was actually to exposed to the same rainboom that gave the Mane Six their Cutie Marks. She developed incredibly destructive powers and the mastery of Wub Energy.

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#16905 d Roy Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:44:29 PM

RE: Ponyville Confidential - That is actually my favorite episode from season 2. It has its flaws, like every single episode this show ever has, but it was just so hilarious!

edited 22nd Sep '12 9:44:52 PM by dRoy

As I find so much pleasure in that melts like my breath, I am always full of regret.

#16906 condottiera Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:44:41 PM from Chicago

YES. That is so it.

edited 22nd Sep '12 9:44:47 PM by condottiera

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#16907 Loose Cannon Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:45:18 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere

Sounds like a good deal. Who would be the rest of the X-Ponies?

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

#16908 Steventheman Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:46:58 PM from Wales

You thought Derpy was harmless?

HAHAHA.

She is an Oxygen Manipulator! She can choke you to death by literally stealing the oxygen atoms from your bloodstream! And there's nothing you can do to stop it!

edited 22nd Sep '12 9:47:14 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#16909 Loose Cannon Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:47:42 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere

D:

Beware the klutzy ones, it seems...

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

#16910 Steventheman Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:49:13 PM from Wales

And her daughter inherited those powers, and whoever her father is, he gave her the gift of pyrokinesis!

She doesn't know how to utilise it effectively yet, though.

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#16911 Meta Four Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:49:16 PM from home

Derpy's weird eyes are actually a superpower. She can see every dimension. She can see the faeries and Lovecraftian horrors that lurk in Ponyville's shadows and would drive an ordinary pony mad.

The portable Venus of occupied space. Grace is a maze of amazing taste.

#16912 Japanese Teeth Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:50:13 PM from Meinong's jungle

So is she just crazy to start with, or did her superpower make her crazy?

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#16913 d Roy Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:50:44 PM

My headcanon is that her eyes become normal when she gets serious.

As I find so much pleasure in that melts like my breath, I am always full of regret.

#16914 condottiera Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:52:30 PM from Chicago

This is great.

◊

I love the expresion on pony Profesor X's face.

Speaking of which, I found a one armed Nightcrawler action figure the other day.

edited 22nd Sep '12 9:53:04 PM by condottiera

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#16915 Loose Cannon Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:55:21 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere

That's pretty awesome, Harpy. Both the picture and the figure.

edited 22nd Sep '12 9:55:41 PM by LooseCannon

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

#16916 Meta Four Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:55:55 PM from home

So is she just crazy to start with, or did her superpower make her crazy?

Impossible to say; she's had the power as long as she can remember.

The portable Venus of occupied space. Grace is a maze of amazing taste.

#16917 d Roy Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:56:22 PM

Which means yesterday?

As I find so much pleasure in that melts like my breath, I am always full of regret.

#16918 condottiera Sat, 22nd Sep '12 9:56:53 PM from Chicago

Actually, my archeology profesor found it, and he was like, "What's this?"

And I was like, "Are you kidding me? That's Nightcrawler!"

And he was like, "Oh, OK."

And then later, I found a 100 year old medicine bottle under 30 cm of topsoil.

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#16919 Loose Cannon Sat, 22nd Sep '12 10:00:40 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere

My history teacher from last year found a bunch of arrowheads in his backyard when he was a child.

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

#16920 d Roy Sat, 22nd Sep '12 10:05:52 PM

For every interesting and safe discovery, there is this.

As I find so much pleasure in that melts like my breath, I am always full of regret.

#16921 Loose Cannon Sat, 22nd Sep '12 10:09:06 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere

Wow.

That's horrifying.

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

#16922 d Roy Sat, 22nd Sep '12 10:11:03 PM

Now imagining finding them in a completely dark place...

As I find so much pleasure in that melts like my breath, I am always full of regret.

#16923 condottiera Sat, 22nd Sep '12 10:11:20 PM from Chicago

That's actually just stuff that makes me want to be an archeologist all the more.

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#16924 Loose Cannon Sat, 22nd Sep '12 10:12:58 PM from Everywhere and Nowhere

I can imagine why. It's horrifying, but it's so interesting.

Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

#16925 d Roy Sat, 22nd Sep '12 10:13:57 PM

I know, right?

I will be content with being an English professor/writer/mathematician/theologian, though.

As I find so much pleasure in that melts like my breath, I am always full of regret.