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Dude, don't worry, I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to the people who were bitching about Derpy being offensive, when they were the ones who named her.
Bronies: You need to understand that comedians make JOKES ABOUT PEOPLE. You're not sacred, nor is your fandom. Learn to laugh at yourself
Decided to read
Progress
How exactly do you insure your house against acts of gods?
Oh, and Luna is so adorkable...until she gets mad.
I'm tempted to parody Cave Johnson's lemon rant based on Luna's mortal fear of baseball.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
Ponies gonna pwn
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
That doesn't even make any sense.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
It does if they have strap-ons.
One of my few regrets about being born female is the inability to grow a handlebar mustache. -
Landstander
Doesn't make any sense
to me.
Cause I have no idea what y'all are saying.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
^^They already have wingboners, they don't need strapons, just use them.
The penalty for polygamy is multiple mothers-in-law.
I think I'm gonna add Adannor to my fetish list. -
Jamdat369
Okay, changing subject now because I'm too big a prude for this.
It looks like Equestria is becoming a meeting place for mythical creatures from all cultures. I mean, just recently they had a beast from Aztec myth (Ahuizotl), and you rarely see creatures from Meso-American lore these days.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant

Equestria is the Hub of all universes.
I wouldn't doubt that somewhere in Equestria is a
Dark Tower.
edited 15th Feb '12 5:47:54 AM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Soon, it will be just as Hoity Toity said: A mish-mash of everything but the kitchen sink.
I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart.
He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start."
Due to my recent reading of Progress, I've decided to give Luna the position of GLaDOS.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
I don't know why Twilight was confused by Luna's decision to not remove the laser cannons from Mechapony-1. Everypony knows that a giant robot isn't complete without huge
Frickin' Laser Beams. It makes perfect sense!
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
You know, it's very hard to trace humor/sarcasm online.
The omission of subtle hints in vocal tone doesn't help.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
I like to add tongues

and Wiki Markup, when I think I'm being ambiguous with my humor.
I don't like cluttering my posts with such nonsense, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
First thing you learn on the internet is how to detect sarcasm/humor, cause lacking that skill makes you easy prey for trolls, and ultimately makes you look stupid.
He who controls the Ponies, controls the Internet. He who controls the Internet, controls the World. -Demoralized Ant
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And we will be forced to sing the "You Got Trolled" tune.
I am not lost: I am merely suffering a temporary misplacement of myself