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#244151 from Your Face
Ask me if I have the time. I have a funny joke to tell.

PAGETOPPER FOR SCORCHED KEYS!

edited 7th Jul '12 6:16:22 PM by SuperGex

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#244152 from A Marshy Pond
So I finished reading what is done of "An Earth Pony's Guide to Magic" I found it really good, my only concern is that Star Swirl comes off a bit like an Sue-ish Twilight Sparkle expy.

I do like the way she analyzes the different magics she encounters though. Very good theories on how certain things work, some have become headcannon smile

I look forward to reading the final chapters!
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#244153 from Manehattan to Canterlot
I must read that fic.
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#244154 from A Marshy Pond
I cant wait until I get the new Tablet I ordered so I can read at work easier. Im always embarassed having FI Mfiction up on the screen where everyone can see it, a tablet in my lap is a bit more discrete.
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#244155 from the Land of Classics
Fimfiction seems to be down at the moment.... or is it just me?
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#244156 from Your Face
Hey, Dante, didn't Surprise get eaten or something?
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#244157 from the Land of Classics
Sure. She's been eaten, smashed, thrown off cliffs, beaten with metal bars, ate things that should've been poisonous, nearly drowned, and once had to watch a marathon of Irate Gamer episodes.

Never stopped that pony, and its never going to.
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#244158 from A Marshy Pond
Was just going to say... FI Mfiction is fine for me... but I reloaded the page I was looking at and got a 502 Bad Gateway error.

Now what am I gonna do for the next 2 hours?
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#244159 from Appleloosa
Wait, did Perpetual Lurker really just change his avatar? How could you?
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#244160 from Your Face
[up]Five bucks says he's a headcrab zombie.
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#244161 from The good ship Sugarcube
There lived in old Equestria
The Princess fair Celestia
Charged with moving the moon and sun above,

She had no partner, nor a friend,
To aid in her task without end,
She despaired for she had no-one to love.

One night she returned to her room,
Her only friend midnight's dim gloom,
She sighed sadly, and shook rainbow-maned head,

She opened her room's heavy door,
And was shocked to her very core,
A filly was asleep upon her bed!

The little one woke with a sigh,
And opened her lovely green eyes,
Celestia felt pure joy fill her heart,

Her veil of woe was shorn away,
And friendship gained upon that day,
The Princess knew that they would never part.

Her mane and fur both dark as night,
They glowed softly with their own light,
The filly's eyes were a-glow just the same.

Bereft of name; of title none,
Celestia chose for her one:
"Luna" would be her friend and equal's name.

Sun Princess laughed as sadness died,
Its touch, its grasp, its hold denied,
She knew the purpose of this little one:

To bring loneliness to an end,
To be both her sister and friend,
To raise the moon when she lowered the sun.

She taught her sister what to do,
And proclaimed "Luna, I trust you,
To take on this duty and do it right,

To you this duty I now give,
And for as long as we both live,
I shall be the day and you are the night."

Years uncounted floated by,
The sisters two both shared the sky,
But soon envy stole into Luna's soul,

The envy seethed, bubbled and stirred,
To Luna wicked whispers purred,
And they slowly began to take their toll.

"They all ignore your nightly toil,
Does it not cause your blood to boil?
Why bother to continue anyway?

You raise the moon after sun's fall,
But no one cares, no one at all,
They wait for your sister to bring the day!"

She paid no heed, or so she tried,
To this dark voice found deep inside
For sister princess she truly adored,

She pushed the wicked thought away,
But it was strengthened day by day,
And stabbed at her heart like a sharpened sword.

It tore at her, it slashed and screamed,
Both while awake and while she dreamed,
The walls within her mind fell one by one,

It breached the light within her soul
The darkness took complete control,
And she confronted her sister, the Sun.

"You are the only one they see,
No love is given unto me,
Next to you, I am merely second rate;

I soon felt envy towards you,
But that feeling, it swelled and grew,
And now for you I feel nothing but hate.

I will force them to all love me,
For I shall be all that they see,
I will banish your sunlight infernal,

When ponies look up to the sky,
They will not see you, only I;
For I shall bring forth Midnight Eternal!"

To aid her in this wicked deed
The demon Nightmare Moon was freed
She set about to see this dark work done,

And so the day confronted night,
And so the dark confronted light,
And so that day were seen both Moon and Sun.

Nightmare, defeated come duel's end,
Was begged stop by her sister-friend,
But Nightmare laughed and spat into her eye,

With both a foul curse and a leer,
She swore revenge on "sister dear"
And would return to make the sunlight die.

With Luna lost to hatred's voice,
The princess made a fateful choice,
Only one punishment could fit this crime:

Using her most powerful spell,
She made the pale moon Nightmare's cell,
Her prison forever and for all time.

Sun Princess took back night's power,
And from her castle's high tower,
She once again controls both night and day,

Now when she makes evening's moon rise,
Grief-stricken tears flow from her eyes,
For she still feels she failed Luna some way.

So should you hear dark envy speak,
No matter how strong nor how weak,
I pray you take this tragic tale to heart:

Fight it with all your soul within,
For if you let that demon win,
It can tear friendships and families apart.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of fizzy-pop! (Mum won't let me have rum)
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#244162 from the Land of Classics
Now what am I gonna do for the next 2 hours?

Kill people.
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#244163
@Story

Hey, I set the conditions for changing my avatar months ago! You can't blame me!
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#244164 from Appleloosa
By the way, what is Make A Wish about?
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#244165
@Pipsqueak: That's a really good poem! Did you make that up or is it a traditional Equestrian poem about the royal sisters?
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#244166 from Appleloosa
Wow, that poem is amazing. By the way, is anyone else remdinded of Celestia and Luna by the first two verses of The Walrus And The Carpenter?
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#244167 from the Land of Classics
Fimfiction seems to be back up now.
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#244168
@Story It's about a magical incident that causes any wishes that ponies made on a comet come true simultaneously. Scootaloo wishes that she and Rainbow Dash were sisters, and the story follows and examines the consequences of that wish.

edited 7th Jul '12 6:48:21 PM by PerpetualLurker

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#244169 from The good ship Sugarcube
That poem's been around for a while. Not sure who wrote it, but it's hard to forget.

(OOC: Well, I mean I am', in fact it was me, but...)

edited 7th Jul '12 6:52:42 PM by Pipsqueak

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#244170 from Appleloosa
Hard to forget? You ponies must have good memories to remember something so long.
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#244171
Well, I guess if you hear it often enough you'd remember it one way or another.
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#244172 from A Marshy Pond
See the problem with killing people for the next two hours would be that I'd have to do all the work myself... and I'd rather let them do it. So thats sort of off the table. Im glad that FIM fiction is back up though...*returns to reading random fic*

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#244173 from a random Pokècenter
so, my archiving has caught up to the end of season 1. I think I'll actually keep going through the interim, I'm enjoying all the speculation and fanart being posted. but for now, a break.

You want I should post another summary when I hit page 200?

edited 7th Jul '12 7:17:34 PM by Blissey1

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#244174 from Appleloosa
Hey, that means you're almost up to where I joined the thread.
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#244175 from Texas
I've started watching the Fighting is Magic stream but so far I haven't seen anything new. Has there been any cool new stuff?