MLP Forum Archive - Page 9277

#231901 Perpetual Lurker Fri, 22nd Jun '12 10:46:43 PM

Heck, Shakespeare made plenty of sex jokes. In fact, a lot of his plays had characters that more or less solely existed to be crude comic relief, even breaking the otherwise omnipresent iambic pentameter when they spoke to get the point across.

#231902 Pannic Fri, 22nd Jun '12 10:48:26 PM

Not sex jokes. Jokes about sexually transmitted diseases. Pangloss gets syphilis and starts on a big paean about it. It's the equivalent of making jokes about AIDS nowadays.

#231903 edvedd Fri, 22nd Jun '12 10:48:49 PM from Over there. Maybe?

@Mousa: It's been getting some negative reviews, but I wouldn't take it as the end all be all. You should see it yourself.

The worst thing that has been said about it is that it doesn't quite live up to Pixar's usual standards.

edited 22nd Jun '12 10:52:01 PM by edvedd

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#231904 storyyeller Fri, 22nd Jun '12 10:53:23 PM from Appleloosa

Sex jokes are always in style.

Villain I have done thy mother - William Shakespeare

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#231905 Pannic Fri, 22nd Jun '12 11:01:56 PM

Go to wikipedia, type in "yo mama, " get this:

A maternal insult (also referred to as a yo momma joke) is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.[1] Used as an insult, "your mother..." preys on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive. "Your mother" can be combined with most types of insults, although suggestions of promiscuity are particularly common.[2] Insults based on obesity, incest, age, race, poverty, poor hygiene, unattractiveness, or stupidity may also be used. Compared to other types of insults, "your mother" insults are especially likely to incite violence.

#231906 storyyeller Fri, 22nd Jun '12 11:05:07 PM from Appleloosa

Well I need to go to bed now.

Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.

#231907 kegisak Fri, 22nd Jun '12 11:05:48 PM

It's always funny to see incredibly crude things described in an altogether scientific manor.

Goodnight, Story. In fact, I'll likely be going to bed soon myself... goodnight, all.

edited 22nd Jun '12 11:06:20 PM by kegisak

#231908 Chadaman 99 Fri, 22nd Jun '12 11:07:44 PM

It's a Friday, I ain't going to sleep.

Everything's been done. Everything has a meaning. However your life at best is to serve as a building block for others.

#231909 Sydxelia Fri, 22nd Jun '12 11:08:08 PM

Not really a sex joke. In 9th grade, we were in class reading the lines from some play out loud. One character asked if he should leave the queen's chambers by asking, "Should I withdraw, Your Majesty?" To a class of 9th graders, this was the funniest thing ever.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

What are you looking at?

#231910 Demon Shark Kisame Fri, 22nd Jun '12 11:22:59 PM

Pinkie = Johnny Knoxville?

Red bean bun! Red bean bun~!

#231911 stevebat Fri, 22nd Jun '12 11:55:49 PM

In which Johnny Bravo meets Applejack and gets a bucking.

And with that I bid you all good night.

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.

#231912 Blissey 1 Sat, 23rd Jun '12 12:14:09 AM from a random Pokècenter

The worst thing that has been said about it is that it doesn't quite live up to Pixar's usual standards.

oh, so its merely fantastic instead of amazing?

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#231913 edvedd Sat, 23rd Jun '12 1:13:50 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Great, but not among their best.

edited 23rd Jun '12 1:13:56 AM by edvedd

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#231914 Kyler Thatch Sat, 23rd Jun '12 2:44:17 AM from the corner of your eye

Random thought: "A Friend Worth Fighting For" (to the tune of "A Girl Worth Fighting For")

I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart

He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start"

#231915 Ace Of Scarabs Sat, 23rd Jun '12 2:47:41 AM from Singapore

Finally finished Snuff. 'Twas a good read.

Also, what is this notability you speak of?

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#231916 Badwolfwho Sat, 23rd Jun '12 2:53:32 AM from Stardust Road

Another Pony Birthday Scenario.

Pillow Fight with Sweetie Belle. Acceptable.

Tealove is best pony.Pony Fanon Index

#231917 Kyler Thatch Sat, 23rd Jun '12 2:55:30 AM from the corner of your eye

Sleepover at SA's? Sounds cool enough. ~~As long as I'm not kept awake by sounds of moaning in the middle of the night.~~

I took a guess and cut a portion out of my heart

He said, "That's nowhere close enough, but it's a damn good start"

#231918 Sydxelia Sat, 23rd Jun '12 3:00:43 AM

I conquered Equestria with Cheerilee.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

What are you looking at?

#231919 Ace Of Scarabs Sat, 23rd Jun '12 3:01:16 AM from Singapore

Outdoor party with Sweetie :3

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#231920 Death Cloud Sat, 23rd Jun '12 3:03:49 AM from Horsehead Nebula

Tread still slow, so little new pages in last night.

Changeling and Queen custom

◊ how cute.

edited 23rd Jun '12 3:05:09 AM by DeathCloud

Because he know I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe.

#231921 edvedd Sat, 23rd Jun '12 3:22:16 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Right now, I'm writing up the background for a dark urban fantasy/sci-fi webcomic idea I want to do. Doing pretty well so far, but that's 'cause I've had this idea for years.

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#231922 Death Cloud Sat, 23rd Jun '12 3:27:37 AM from Horsehead Nebula

Setting somehow similar to SCP Foundation?

Because he know I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe.

#231923 edvedd Sat, 23rd Jun '12 3:31:24 AM from Over there. Maybe?

There is a shady organization and supernatural stuff, but I'm mostly focused on transplanting high fantasy archetypes (elves, magic, dragons etc.) into a real world setting with some science fiction-y stuff.

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#231924 Death Cloud Sat, 23rd Jun '12 3:35:08 AM from Horsehead Nebula

So not exactly what I had on my mind.

(I have similar idea, with super hero elements trowed in).

Because he know I'm going to go out in this plane and I'm going to remove one of His creations from His universe.

#231925 gingerninja 666 Sat, 23rd Jun '12 3:47:51 AM from Aboard The Damocles

Replaying. Pokemon. Is. TEDIOUS.

"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel