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Sun, 1st Apr '12 6:40:34 PM
Because they only spotlight already popular blogs, and mine's about as small as it can get.
Here's the translation of Ils's article.
Canterlot Ponies react to rumors of a royal pregnancy:
Canterlot- An anonymous informant has recently published secret information about Princess Luna. According to our source, the princess is pregnant. “Ever since she got back from the moon, the princess almost always has stallions in her room, that’s why she rarely attends public events like the Grand Galloping Gala, ” he confessed. According to rumors, Princess Luna rarely leaves her room and orders her subjects to look for males, and, at times, females. Although the rumors have not yet been confirmed by the royal family, ponies that work in the castle insist that the princess has very little care with her sexual life and never uses protection. The possibility of a new member of the royal family has many important Canterlot ponies concerned. “We don’t know if Nightmare Moon can take care of a baby, ” an anonymous mare told us, “the princess has not shown that she is a responsible mare. I have very little confidence that she can take care of a colt or filly responsibly. Despite the concerns with the princess, many other ponies are confident our leader will be a good mother. “I think the princess will not have much trouble taking care of a baby, ” said Fancypants, the most important Canterlot pony, “We have to wait and see.” At the present moment, Stalliongrad Times is looking for confirmation of a Royal pregnancy. - Ilsemmr