I'm sorry; it was my fault entirely.
See, I used to be on an anti-seizure medication but it stopped working properly, so they set me up with something new.
Now, before I couldn't drink anything alcoholic at all and knew this, thus I have very little experience with it. Since going on my new medication I've gone an entire year without a seizure and decided to celebrate. I bought myself a bottle of hard cider, since I thought I could now drink the stuff. I didn't want anything overly complex, since, as I said, I'm new to this.
I've tried (non-alcoholic) beer, but despised the taste, so I went with the cider. That was a mistake and entirely mine due to not investigating. One of the medicines I take (valproic acid) has, as a side-effect, mood swings. Now, as far as these side effects go none of the side-effects occur with me, except for a short bout of dizziness, but after I'd had the bottle I got kicked with a mood swing. Hard.
In essence I had a socialpathic episode. I came down just about nine last night and completely realized what I'd just done. I then spent the next twelve hours sleeping.
But 'I was drunk' isn't and never will be an excuse. Despite the unforeseen side effect (which was also my fault for not checking) I bought the bottle and I drank it.
I openly and humbly apologise to one and all for my actions and will accept any punishment seen fit to offer me. I deserve it.
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