Long story short: I never went to bed last night.
Long story: I messed up
big time and clicked something I shouldn't have while tweaking my system settings, then restarted my computer to save the new settings. Upon rebooting,
nothing worked. No internet, no sound, unable to use "System Restore, " the works.
After what seemed like an eternity of sheer, undiluted panic and thoughts of "I've ruined my new computer and I'll have to buy a new one, " I searched for "Services." I discovered that virtually
all of my computers functions had been disabled. I had to go through manually and re-enable three to four hundred options, one at a time, then restart the computer again. Things appear to be working again like they should. I'm keeping my hooves crossed.
It's now 8:35 in the morning and I haven't had any sleep. I also have things to do. When I get home, I'll probably just crash until tonight. See you all then, I hope.
Oh, I almost forgot: *random string or curses that would make a hardcore rapper blush*


Pronounced "Sid-zellia"
Fools! You've overestimated me!