I demand a plain roll! Hooray for pork! Time for today's random questions!

Does Derpy deliver mail to seaponies?

Who's most likely to be a yaoi fan-girl?

Why is Caramel/Granny Smith such a popular ship?

How far would Dash be willing to go to get front-row tickets to a Wonderbolts show?

If Twilight puts on a pair of glasses, does she suddenly become better at sports?

Is Luna the Goddess of the Night because of her mad skillz in bed, or did she learn her mad skillz in bed because she's Goddess of the Night and has lots of opportunity to practice?

What does Celestia do on vacation?

What happens if Celestia wears sunglasses?

Are parasprites edible?

edited 29th Feb '12 12:56:42 PM by CDRW

@kyun You want the thread to move faster? Just post something that'll make others post which will cause a huge chain of post being posted.

@Seraphem I don't read anything longer than 4 lines.

I wish I had a dream where all the ponies were human versions of themselves, but keeping their fur color on their skin color, and they'd be very attractive.

I had a veeeeery strange dream once involving me being at I don't know, mass on Hearth's Warming Eve or something? Anyways, there was uh....caroling. And I was there, most likely singing along. My memory's fuzzy.

Yes, very strange night. I can narrow it down that I get strange dreams if I do some late-night snacking, or disco.

Celestia would have beach parties on vacation. Derpy drops stone cases filled with mail into the ocean for seaponies.

I have no answer for the rest.

edited 29th Feb '12 12:59:40 PM by TheFreeman

@CDRW Is this what I will become if I keep mind screwing myself?

Yup. I've watched Primer, Serial Experiments Lain, and Grave of the Fireflies twice! At this point, the only things I'll forswear is porn, Fate/stay night, and Requiem for a Dream soundtrack.

Actually, I don't even know what that is.

edited 29th Feb '12 1:00:01 PM by CDRW

Are you referring to Shady's magic sunglasses, CDRW?

@ CDRW

What happens if Celestia wears sunglasses?

Ice Age - that would be this cool to cause that.

Ok, can someone art this for me please? Seriously. I must see this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! D: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I saw few art with Celestia in sun glasses so half work is done.

FOE thread moves faster that this one. (Blame ginger)

@CDRW

If she delivers mail and seaponies exist in this universe, then yes.

Something's telling me Spitfire (I don't know why) >.<

If it is, possibly because people like "Caramac" but Yaoi isn't as accepted in this fandom.

Possibly...anything short of murder.

That depends on her eyesight originally, I'm going to say no.

The premise of this question is slightly flawed.

What is this "vacation" of which you speak?

A CSI reference is made

Anything's edible if you try hard enough!

edited 29th Feb '12 1:25:48 PM by crowlover

The scariest movie I ever saw was Rocky and Bullwinkle. Admittedly, I was a kid at the time.

edited 29th Feb '12 1:10:26 PM by storyyeller

I still need to read that. Though I think I will wait until summer first, so I will have time to read it.

edited 29th Feb '12 1:10:48 PM by Cookoo

Also, this thread is definitely moving faster than the FOE thread. It would be pretty sad if it wasn't.

Even in My Little Pony, FOE!

@Kyler

I know not of these "Touhou Memes" which you speak.

@ Crowlover: Spitfire is strangely...appropriate. She just...I can totally see her at a convention.

I live only to serve.

Actually, I just think the reactions are funny, and the answers funnier.

edited 29th Feb '12 1:21:47 PM by CDRW

I laughed.

CDRW, your questions will never cease to confuse/disturb me.

Does Derpy deliver mail to seaponies? No, she's not a mail mare.

Who's most likely to be a yaoi fan-girl? I dunno. Granny Smith?

Why is Caramel/Granny Smith such a popular ship? Pfft, I wish.

How far would Dash be willing to go to get front-row tickets to a Wonderbolts show? Seventeen and a half jobs.

If Twilight puts on a pair of glasses, does she suddenly become better at sports? No

Is Luna the Goddess of the Night because of her mad skillz in bed, or did she learn her mad skillz in bed because she's Goddess of the Night and has lots of opportunity to practice? what

What does Celestia do on vacation? Hope that Luna won't go crazy again.

What happens if Celestia wears sunglasses? Then she can see in high light environments more easily and worse in low light environments.

Are parasprites edible? Yes they are a valuable part of the Ursa Foodchain, they are to Ursa what krill is to basking whales.

@Bad That would explain why they reproduce so quickly...

By mad skillz in bed, you mean doing the nasty?

If so, then hohohoho I'd rather not go there, if you know what I mean!

I demand a plain roll! Hooray for pork! Time for today's random questions!

Does Derpy deliver mail to seaponies?-yes, but she doesn't go uderwater, the seaponies simply have a mailbox at the edge of there water for it

Who's most likely to be a yaoi fan-girl? no clue

Why is Caramel/Granny Smith such a popular ship? didn't know it was

How far would Dash be willing to go to get front-row tickets to a Wonderbolts show? ANYTHING, unless she actually stopped to think about it, then she'd probably rule out anything that would have Peeler knocking on her cloud

If Twilight puts on a pair of glasses, does she suddenly become better at sports? no

Is Luna the Goddess of the Night because of her mad skillz in bed, or did she learn her mad skillz in bed because she's Goddess of the Night and has lots of opportunity to practice? Don't think the two are directly connected

What does Celestia do on vacation? i would LOVE an episde to show us this

What happens if Celestia wears sunglasses? She gets 20% cooler

Are parasprites edible? Only when cooked and you really want a lot of seasoning for them

@Freeman

Of course not, CDRW's talking about non-sexual ways for Luna to entertain herself while lying in bed!