Meanwhile, I was stealing silverware and most of the wedding gifts.
They taught there's no curls too tight, no mind too bright, no skin too dark
To keep Shining!
I was back at the open bar getting smashed. Then DJ PON-3 put on the music and I got to show off my sweet lack of dance moves.
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
This all sounds very interesting. Too bad I wasn't there
You know, positioning our honeymoon getaway RIGHT next to the divorce agency was the smartest decision I ever made
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
Im sure if I was there I would have been at that back table with all the other Spinster cougars who just came to the wedding to make snide remarks and look for every possible flaw because they have no happines of their own.
What Pinkie wasn't doing was eating, she was black holing it. And this was during the food fight! Anything thrown she caught in mid-air like that!
I analyze "Geek Culture" here.
When All Else Fails, worry, that's the 14 way.
Also pooped in the dressing rooms, stole some of the food, and tossed a brick at ginger and Pinkie's ride for the honeymoon.
They taught there's no curls too tight, no mind too bright, no skin too dark
To keep Shining!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to endure a plane ride with that woman? -_-
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
We would show you the tapes but ginger destroyed them all.
Really? Then what's this video I'm watching right now?
Oh my goodness, is that Berry Punch hitting on Roseluck? The horror!
you will go to the paper towns and you will never come back
Did they ever find that kid that went missing during the reception? He was last seen standing between Pinkie and the buffet.
I came dangerously close to giving her some "special punches" of my own.
But I decided against it, mostly because we were still halfway through taking our vows
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel
...beating up your wife in front of family?!
They taught there's no curls too tight, no mind too bright, no skin too dark
To keep Shining!
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Says the guy shitting in dressing rooms and nicking our presents
I never once hit her. Keep that in mind.
edited 17th Feb '12 7:25:54 PM by gingerninja666
"Contests fought between two masters are decided instantly. An invisible battle is now raging between the two of them." Lulu vs Schneizel