Pinkie: I just don't get it! How can Cranky Doodle not like me!? I mean hello! This is me we're talking about! Everypony in Ponyville loves me! I throw the best parties anywhere, I'm good at making people laugh, I'm always really happy so that even if the other person isn't happy I can be happy enough for both of us. I mean I'm just so full of joy and laughing and happy and-
Twilight: Pinkie! Did you ever think that maybe that's the problem?
Pinkie: Huh?
Twilight: You're always happy, and loud, and you never stop talking.
Pinkie: Well duh. Who wouldn't want to be happy all the time? And parties are the happiest thing I know of so as long as I'm having one I know I can make people happy! Besides if I were to stop talking that would be boring and nopony likes being bored! I mean it's so, boring!
Twilight: Pinkie, just because you like having parties all the time doesn't mean that everyone else does. Some ponies like it better when things are quiet and people leave them alone.
Pinkie: Yeah right! What kind of person wants to be stuck all by themselves??
Twiligh: Well, I do.
Pinkie: What? But Twilight, you LOVE my parties!
Twilight: Yes I do. But I can't spend every day having a different party. No pony could. (Well, no pony except you.) Sometimes I just like to stay at home and read a book by myself.
Pinkie: So you're saying... I should throw Cranky Doodle a party, where no one is invited?
Twilight: I'm saying you should just let Cranky be himself and not force him to do something he doesn't like. If he doesn't want to go to a party you shouldn't pressure him to. If he doesn't like talking a lot maybe you should stop talking so much.
Pinkie: And then you think he'll like me?
Twilight: Then I think he'll TOLERATE you. Once he stops running away from you maybe then you can work on making him your friend.
edited 14th Feb '12 7:19:17 PM by WillKeaton