Are there any hilariously bad fics like that for MLP?
"Schneizel! So you ARE the
puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge
Tealove is best pony
Oh okay, I get it now.
Somethin' somethin' somethin'
STACK DAT CHEESE
Yeah, you basically have to choose who to please. I'm just saying, it goes both ways.
Weirdly enough, I could see Rarity snapping and bashing Pinkie with a cactus to shut her up. She wouldn't kill her, though.
Jezze, Twilight, Pinkie, and Rarity seem to be the go to characters for serial killers.
Or Rarity just pushes down really hard on the handlebar, knocking it into Pinkie's chin and uppercutting her off the rail. Rarity then proceeds to pump as fast as she can until Pinkie is left in the dust.
I've read fics where AJ is a biogt, a racist, a homophobe, a anarchist, a libertarian, and a courrpt corpreat executive.