When in doubt, chuck it in the Everfree. Maybe that's why the place is so dangerous, for the past 1000 years it's been used as a monster dumping ground.
Farm life at Sweet Apple Acres must be more hectic than the norm then, what with the odd mass herbivore plagues from Everfree. At least the scary predators keep those plagues down.
Why do you think the Apples are so badass? Their entire bloodline has been trained to handle Big Scary Things.
Spooky.
Well, that certainly explains their source of badassery, single-hoofedly ensuring Ponyville remains self-sufficient in terms of food.
The Apple Clan: Part Old Mcdonald, Part Belmont, ALL BADASS.
Spooky.
Perhaps the stallions of the Apple Clan who weren't good at farming went to join the Royal Guard to defend Equestria with their family badassitude.
...WE NEED A NEW TOPIC TO DISCUSS. QUICK.
Spooky.
Is there a pony equivalent of Chuck Norris? AND DON'T SAY BIG MACINTOSH.
If you wish to know, you only need to ask.
Did Twilight just choose to help Princess Celestia compile a big pile of reports or something? She sure is a workaholic.
Oh come on. She's not pony Chuck Norris. She couldn't fight Discord without doo-dads.
If you wish to know, you only need to ask.
Hey, even Chuck Norris would have trouble against Q.
Spooky.
They are like the others. Strange, hideous, resisting, fighting. Only these were not like the others. They did not die.
But he's a rock!
If you wish to know, you only need to ask.
Perhaps the stallions of the Apple Clan who weren't good at farming went to join the Royal Guard to defend Equestria with their family badassitude.
They started as a group of militia, trained in both the sword and the plow, to protect the humble village during its most vulnerable growing stages.
As the town grew in size, so did their numbers, and their skill. In time, they became a formally-recognized military unit, known for their bravery and loyalty to both their clan and their country.
They were called...
the Apple Corps.
32. Enjoy the little things
Yeah. The p is silent. I didn't know that for years, and looked like a total dumb ass. I think my dad let me mispronounce it because he thought it was funny.
Is the Apple clan all Earth Pony? I'm sure there are some branches with pegasi and unicorns, right?