Bizzare non-sequiter. I'm not trying to derail the topic, It's something that just popped into my head.

Imagining Gaston's song only if it was about Big Mac and was being sung by Spike is hilarious

back to smut!

edited 12th Dec '11 5:01:37 PM by gingerninja666

smut? where? you been holdin out on us Ginger?

^If you really want a link, I suppose I could share. (No worries, it's humanized.)

Bah, I always miss the fun parts of the conversation. Anyway, regarding the cast's taste in smut, I'm pretty much with Kegisak and Red Savant. Although I find the idea of Rarity having an epic Porn Stash hidden in her shop, just for that awkward moment when Sweetie Belle inevitably finds it. Bonus points if she shows it off to the other CMC before Rarity finds out.

Regarding the ponies getting The Talk:

Twilight probably got it from Celestia (I'm assuming that she was too young for it when she was a blank flank), which is probably the best case scenario. Then she looked up the subject in her books and found the kinky stuff.

I read a good humanised Pinkie fic once,

Pinkie Pie Oversized.

edited 12th Dec '11 5:09:01 PM by ApplelightLimited

Great, now I'm tempted to write my own humanized smut of the cast.

If you're anywhere near as good as Red is, then I suggest you go for it. and shoot me a link when you're done

btw, Red. Your audience DEMANDS another helping of the smut!

I must admit, that one WAS adorable

edited 12th Dec '11 5:12:57 PM by gingerninja666

Is unicorn smut...hornography?

Wait, so after Heart's Warming Eve, we're not getting an episode until January? Horseapples. At least I have the Doctor Who Christmas special to look forward to.

@ Ginger

Wasn't it?

I liked plump human! pinkie.

I'm sure Twilight and company wouldn't want to take time away from your real friends and family.

But... They are my friends and family...

Eh, I'll be traveling a lot around that time, so that's one less thing to worry about, I suppose.

@Ginger: I honestly have no idea if I could pull it off, given that I don't usually do lemons; I've written a couple of limes, though. If I ever do get around to writing it, I'll link it. If I ever would write it, I'd want to put a lot effort into making it character-driven rather than just gratuitous sex.

Also, I would be unhappy about the break, but I'm honestly kinda looking forward to not having to spend my weekend on those review things. It only just struck me that I've written over 50 pages (single spaced) of them.

edited 12th Dec '11 5:25:09 PM by JapaneseTeeth

by the way, think I missed the last few episodes reviews if you did them, gotta a link?

Here's the folder with all the reviews in it.

I honestly surprised myself by writing so much. I think I've come up with more material for the reviews than for the papers I've had to write for this semester of grad school. I mean seriously, I think they total at over 50 single spaced pages.

This is probably the best I'm going to do◊.

Could someone convert this◊ to avatar form for me please?

Here.◊

I still vote that Secret of My Excess has the sweetest episode ending EVER. Almost brough a lump to my throat If I'm being honest

So the main conclusion we can draw from all the recent conversation is that Fluttershy is a beast in the sack?

Eh, sounds about normal for this time of day.

Actually, I'm with Ginger on this one; I find the idea of her still being shy and awkward adorable. Now Twilight, on the other hand. She's obviously read through the Pony Sutra and is itching to try that stuff out.

Twilight would SO make a checklist of all the stuff that needed doing if she wanted to sleep with someone

'Picking the apple' is a difficult position, I've heard.

So naturally she'll need somepony who knows their apples to try it out...

@Ginger

I thought you wouldn't like this one because of the romance. At least we all agree for once that an episode was great.