@Starscream: Well, sometimes, we hire a unicorn to animate the constellations for us. Other times, when my boss is particularly not happy, she makes me clear any stray clouds. Otherwise, nothing too strange happens at the planetarium.

@Orion If you'll permit me, can I do a mock planetarium voiceover? I swear it'll be hilarious.

I first have to explain humans to my boss. Not sure how well that will turn out.

It's simple. Just tell him we're like minotaurs, but without a cow's head.

Not sure how well that would go over.

We're like monkeys, but without tails. And likeable personalities.

Which would make us like apes?

Which we're closer to in general, really.

@Orion No I didn't mean do a mock voiceover AT your work place I meant do one for the hell of it.

The point I'm making is that monkeys are awesome, which we are not.

We're really just short, bald gorillas that are less likely to try and tear your legs off.

Well starscream, find a way to record your voice.

But we already have plenty of recordings of his voice.

...Starscream, why does your voice change so often?

The 'and' there makes it sound like we're the ones WITH likeable personalties, not without. Which is far closer to true, because...

You know I WAS gonna say we don't randomly maul other people or go to war for little reason aside being particularly cantankerous that day, but... yeah. I was thinking of chimps anyways, which ARE apes.

I'm not sure what different breeds of monkeys are like, overall. But seriously, fuck chimps.

I'm not being serious.

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This is awesome. An orchestral song with pirate Luna.

@Orion: You're on the internet, surely you can find some pictures.

@Irish Zombie Oh ha ha ha ha ha.

Eh, kinda figured. Just, you know. Fuck chimps.

Why do I need pictures?

Space. Sometimes it seems like it goes on and on forever. And then you reach the end and there's a gorrila throwing barrels at you.

Hey, Apple. Pizza goin' out. C'mon!

Futurama wants their copyright back.

@Orion: It would be easier than describing us to your boss.

@Orion Space, it's nothing but rocks, big space rocks floating about in this endless abyss that we call boredom and Mars is the largest planet. Do ya wanna know why they call it "The red planet"? Because of so much red dust mounts you'd find at the centre of the planet and no one knows why the planet is so huge and bothering the moon. Hey Mars! Stop hogging up the glory light of the moon will ya?! People hate you for it! And that's pretty much what I'd say if I were doing voiceover for a planetarium because come on ya gotta be at least bored with doing it all day and your bound to muck about in there. But I digress it's what I think anyway.

Mars facts? Reminds me of this.