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#376551 Princess Gwenevere Mon, 17th Jun '13 6:30:38 PM from Anywhere I please

Ponies might have heard of ham, even if they don't eat it, so ham hooved doesn't sound too out there.

This reminds me of a conversation I had where my friend and I discussed ponified book titles.

Priceless!

#376552 orionaurora Mon, 17th Jun '13 6:32:22 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

I have no idea what "ham fisted" even means.

As for rain, the weather team has been lagging behind several times this summer. So we've had a lot of catch up rain which hasn't been very fun.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#376553 Meta Four Mon, 17th Jun '13 6:41:13 PM from riding the wave

And don't forget Talking Elements of Harmony.

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful castle."
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful crown thingy!"

And, since today is apparently National Jump To Conclusions Day...

#376554 d Roy Mon, 17th Jun '13 6:53:35 PM from Princeton, New Jersey

Evening, folks.

Wrote 8 more pages of my novel. It's 88 pages now. Woooooo.

Currently watching - The French Connection. So far very entertaining.

#376555 Steventheman Mon, 17th Jun '13 6:58:24 PM from Wales

"By Celestia, what have I done?!"

What makes a man turn neutral..?

#376556 Meta Four Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:05:21 PM from riding the wave

Take me to the mirror pool!
Drop me in the water!
Take me to the mirror pool!
Push me in the water, the water!

And, since today is apparently National Jump To Conclusions Day...

#376557 Sydxelia Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:07:15 PM from Cranberry World

Anyone know which episode this (most likely manipulated) image

is from?

Twilight says you're a motherf***er.

#376558 Crowfall Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:07:19 PM

@dark: Yup. Although I think it rains a lot less than people say it does, at least around where I live.

@Orion: It's a type of human sport. We strap entire hams onto our hands and then box.

#376559 Darkabomination Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:08:26 PM from the darkest of the hillside thickets

OK, I'll pretend I know what that's a reference to.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.

#376560 orionaurora Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:10:43 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

@Crow: That's sounds too absurd to be true.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#376561 nomuru2d Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:11:01 PM from Inkster, MI

FIGHTING MAGIC WITH MAGIC

edited 17th Jun '13 7:11:10 PM by nomuru2d

Long live Cinematech.

#376562 The Freeman Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:13:07 PM from Hialeah,FL.

Ham-to-Ham Combat. Like normal combat, but with a greater chance of going deaf.

That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.

#376563 crimsonstorm 15 Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:13:12 PM from A parallel universe

Must have missed that post, can you tell me your idea?

Rainbooms is a spin-off series following Rainbow Dash's adventures in the Wonderbolts Academy.

edited 17th Jun '13 7:13:23 PM by crimsonstorm15

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.

#376564 Crowfall Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:14:19 PM

@Orion: When it comes to humans, never assume something is too absurd to be true.

#376565 The Freeman Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:15:05 PM from Hialeah,FL.

Unless you're boring.

That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.

#376566 Sydxelia Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:15:16 PM from Cranberry World

@Orion: It's a type of human sport. We strap entire hams onto our hands and then box.

We also have been known to put hamburger buns in our boxing gloves, which is where the term 'roll with the punches' originated.

Twilight says you're a motherf***er.

#376567 Meta Four Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:17:48 PM from riding the wave

Born under punches! I'm so thin...

Take a look at these hooves!

And, since today is apparently National Jump To Conclusions Day...

#376568 Darkabomination Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:19:20 PM from the darkest of the hillside thickets

Ponies would be great at kick boxing though.

Wait, would horse races and track-and-field be the same sport then?

edited 17th Jun '13 7:20:26 PM by Darkabomination

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I'm sorry to say, you've been eaten by a Grue.

#376569 Crowfall Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:20:06 PM

Really, the entire sport of boxing grew out of our attempts to properly tenderize meat.

#376570 orionaurora Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:20:35 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

@Crow: I'm should keep that in mind.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#376571 The Freeman Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:21:10 PM from Hialeah,FL.

We should beat up Orion and eat his flesh.

That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving.

#376572 Steventheman Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:22:08 PM from Wales

Boxing is a sport where two humans stand in a ring and pummel the shit out of each other until one sustains a massive head injury and falls over.

SECONDED!

edited 17th Jun '13 7:22:22 PM by Steventheman

What makes a man turn neutral..?

#376573 d Roy Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:23:08 PM from Princeton, New Jersey

You know, back in the ole days, there were no boxong gloves. Only bareknuckling.

Not only it was manlier, it was also a lot safer.

#376574 Morning Star 1337 Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:23:59 PM from the Pacific Timezone

@orion, you might want to fly away, Freeman and Steven are feeling...carnivorous

edited 17th Jun '13 7:24:33 PM by MorningStar1337

I have a Fanfiction

#376575 crimsonstorm 15 Mon, 17th Jun '13 7:24:08 PM from A parallel universe

Boxing is a sport where two humans stand in a ring and pummel the shit out of each other until one sustains a massive head injury and falls over.

yeah, that's pretty much it.

All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.