Yes, Bacon. Kegi mentioned that horses actually do like to eat meat, and Steventheman suggested that Orion should eat bacon, which Orion refused. Then I shoved the bacon down his throat, which he then spit out right before kicking me in the face hard enough to snap my neck. Next thing I know I'm now a zombie. Yeah, it was kind of a weird night.

Bacon?

It's a tasty, but fatty and greasy, meat from a pig. But that's not important.

Don't make me shotgun yo ass.

edited 13th Jun '13 10:30:36 AM by edvedd

Too late. You've been bit, which means that you and everyone else here will become zombies too, so me and Irish Zombie won't be the only zombies here.

Look at the bright side though. At least now we have another sub-group of bronies: Zombie bronies.

edited 13th Jun '13 10:34:33 AM by marston

@ marston (post 375326): Added that to the tumblr queue. The names have been edited to protect the guilty.

edited 13th Jun '13 10:34:25 AM by Sydxelia

I have a vaccine, though. Science manor, remember?

But he's undead! Won't the vaccine not work? WHAT HAS SCIENCE WRAUGHT!?

For US, you silly goose.

@Syd: I honestly kind of forgot about that tumblr.

Well, I suppose not everyone on the thread will become zombies: No way would I be able to bring myself to bite any ponies here, so I guess Lyra, Pinkie, Orion and Twilight {The only sockpuppets who still occusionally post here last I checked} will be alive at least.

...are you calling Orion a sockpuppet? :|

Orion is as real as you or me, who is an otter!

edited 13th Jun '13 10:45:42 AM by KalloonWhite

-Dressed as a pony-

Hello.

Yeah, what happened to Miss Cheerilee? And Sombra? And Lightning Dust?

Orion is not a sockpuppet. He's a regular poster who just happens to be a talking pegasus pony.

Sombra...yeah, we haven't heard from him lately. Must be busy planning the conquest of his apartment building.

Yes, I am calling Orion a sockpuppet, given how he's a troper pretending to be a fictional talking pony just like the rest of the sockpuppets. Talking ponies are fake, but zombies are totally real yo.

As for the other sockpuppets that Syd mentioned I think they haven't posted for the following reasons: King Sombra has gotten so drunk that he can't even type coherent sentences, Cheerliee is busy with school despite this being the summer, and knowing Lighting Dust she probably got in a bar fight with Gilda that ended badly.

Also Steven, your not fooling me. -Bites Steven-

edited 13th Jun '13 10:53:55 AM by marston

Shit. -Dies and reanimates-

This sucks.

Miss Cheerilee is about as present here as she was in Season 3.

But more seriously it's because I don't post here as much as I used to and I don't know if I was the best of handlers when I did run her.

edited 13th Jun '13 10:55:11 AM by crowlover

Knowing Steven, the costume is probably reinforced with armor on the inside.

Twice. Just in case.

Or not.

edited 13th Jun '13 10:55:03 AM by KylerThatch

I'm hungry...I better eat.

Don't listen to Marston, Orion. You can't trust anything zombies say.

Yay, half the thread's now bacon zombies. I'll go get my pork katana.

Back you collection of freaks, back! I have bacon, and I'm afraid to use it!

Good thing I'm immune, L4D2-style.

-Shambles about-

I hate being a zombie. Maybe if we kill the head zombie, we'll be back to human.

You'll also need a full blood transfusion.

No, sorry, that was for vampirism.

We'll just have to unkill you. Now where did I put that inside-out flamethrower.