MLP Forum Archive - Page 14841

#371001 Steventheman Wed, 29th May '13 9:53:10 AM from Wales

And why do you desire this job position:

"BECAUSE STORMWALKER IS LOW ON BITS BECAUSE THOSE FUCKS AT COMMAND SLASHED WEATHER TEAM PAY, THE PRICKS."

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371002 kegisak Wed, 29th May '13 9:58:07 AM

"And you think that a daycare is the right choice for you?"

"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING? CHILDREN LOVE CLOUDCHASER STORMAWLKER!"

#371003 edvedd Wed, 29th May '13 9:59:46 AM from Over there. Maybe?

"Ma'am, please stop shouting."

"WHAT? THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE"

edited 29th May '13 9:59:58 AM by edvedd

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#371004 Steventheman Wed, 29th May '13 10:01:15 AM from Wales

So in five words, how would you describe yourself?

SENSITIVE. QUIET. HELPFUL. RELIABLE. FUN-LOVING.

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371005 Applelight Limited Wed, 29th May '13 10:01:33 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

Tealove is best pony. Ask The Mane Six

#371006 edvedd Wed, 29th May '13 10:02:12 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Funnily enough, she got the job.

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#371007 Sydxelia Wed, 29th May '13 10:02:28 AM from Cranberry World

TA-DA! HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECEIVE?

Twilight says you're a motherf***er.

#371008 kegisak Wed, 29th May '13 10:03:31 AM

THEY SAID I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE DAY CARE WORKER! WELL, THEY'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW! THE CHILDREN! THE CHILDREN ARE LAUGHING BECAUSE THEY ALL LOVE CLOUDCHASER STORMWALKER!

#371009 Steventheman Wed, 29th May '13 10:04:04 AM from Wales

I WILL KISS YOUR MINOR WOUNDS UNTIL THEY RECOVER!

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371010 edvedd Wed, 29th May '13 10:05:27 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Stormwalker is related to Luna, apparently.

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#371011 Steventheman Wed, 29th May '13 10:05:47 AM from Wales

Luna wishes.

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371012 kegisak Wed, 29th May '13 10:11:26 AM

CHILDREN! COME SUSTAIN YOURSELF WITH BISCUITS IN THE VISAGE OF BEASTS! THEY ARE TASTY!

Cloudchaser just happens to have read Luna's line of self-help books.

#371013 Steventheman Wed, 29th May '13 10:13:10 AM from Wales

CHILDREN! COME AND DRINK THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE CONQUERED FRUITS! IT'S A PART OF YOUR 5 A DAY!

edited 29th May '13 10:13:30 AM by Steventheman

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371014 Purple Dalek Wed, 29th May '13 10:14:18 AM from Betelgeuse

THIS IS MY PET BUNNY RABBIT. HIS NAME IS NEIL. NEIL. KNEEL BEFORE CLOUDCHASER STORMWALKER.

edited 29th May '13 10:14:56 AM by PurpleDalek

What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!

#371015 Sydxelia Wed, 29th May '13 10:16:03 AM from Cranberry World

I don't buy it. Cloudchaser's bravado folded immediately when Spitfire got in her face.

Twilight says you're a motherf***er.

#371016 Steventheman Wed, 29th May '13 10:18:45 AM from Wales

Only because Spitfire's an even bigger badass.

It's her team that lets her down at vital moments...

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371017 Irish Zombie Wed, 29th May '13 10:19:57 AM from Texas

@kegisak: Is it a bad sign that I read that as, "IN THE VISAGE OF BREASTS"?

I have no hat and I must scream.

#371018 edvedd Wed, 29th May '13 10:20:11 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Oh, what did we start. I feel at fault somehow.

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#371019 Steventheman Wed, 29th May '13 10:21:19 AM from Wales

What have you done to our poor thread, Ed?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today

#371020 Purple Dalek Wed, 29th May '13 10:21:49 AM from Betelgeuse

Presumably that's because Spitfire has an even more fuckchristawesome name.

What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!

#371021 darkabomination Wed, 29th May '13 10:24:58 AM from deep within the Time Vortex

So yell at everything until you get results?

Luna's self-help books are written in all caps with an unhealthy amount of exclamation marks.

Zagreus sits inside your head, Zagreus lives among the dead. Zagreus sees you in your bed, And eats you when you're sleeping.

#371022 Whatshisgame Wed, 29th May '13 10:37:22 AM

In that case...

Cloud - Storm
- chaser - walker
Spit - ?
- fire - ?

#371023 Kyler Thatch Wed, 29th May '13 10:37:57 AM

If Cloudchaser chews the scenery, what does her sister Flitter do?

There's a heart that's breaking

down this long-distance line tonight

#371024 Japanese Teeth Wed, 29th May '13 10:38:28 AM from Meinong's jungle

So I'm guessing that Cloudchaser Stormwalker is now headcanoned as Luna's long-lost daughter or something? Because if not, she should be.

Just imagine how that conversation would go.

Luna: Celestia, I have a confession to make. I have an illegitimate daughter!

Cloudchaser Stormwalker: GREETINGS, AUNT. IT IS MORE AGREEABLE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE!

Celestia: But that's not even possible! She's too young. You were still sealed in the moon when she was born!

Luna: The DNA tests do not lie, sister!

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#371025 Steventheman Wed, 29th May '13 10:38:38 AM from Wales

Repairs it after her sister.

Now THAT would be an episode.

edited 29th May '13 10:39:26 AM by Steventheman

"I don't think he'll sexily describe your donkey kong sorry"

-kay4today