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#358176 from Hialeah,FL.
Why is English so horrible, asking from someone who doesn't really care?
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#358177
[up]From what I gather from varies histories you can mostly blame the Normans.
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#358178 from A parallel universe
@The Freeman: because we have dozens of grammatical rules that contradict each other, and we constantly borrow words from other languages and turn them into completely different words entirely.
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#358179 from Name & Address Withheld
[up]Granted, other languages borrow words and change their meanings completely too.
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#358180 from South Africa
One of the reasons that English is supposedly not phonetic (it's a lot more phonetic than most people assume if you follow the rules about how position in a word affects a letters pronnounciation) is that we have a ridiculous number of vowels. I think it's something like 14 depending on dialect.
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#358181 from Meinong's jungle
@Freeman: Basically, English is a hodgepodge of grammatical rules that have all been taken from various sources and as a result often contradict each other or work in very non-intuitive ways. It's basically both a curse and a blessing; the absurdities of the grammar and spelling often don't make any sense, but the fact that it borrows a lot from other languages makes it really good with synonyms and such. It can be very versatile, but getting to the point where you can actually use it to its full extent requires you to either grow up with it, or to spend a lot of time picking it up.

@Crow: That's true, but English is pretty infamous for it. I once heard English vocabulary as "English sneaks around in back alleys, mugging other languages and going through their pockets for words."

edited 17th Apr '13 3:02:40 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#358182 from Stardust Road
A Timberpony.
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#358183 from Cranberry World
So someone on Derpibooru was pushing his Trixie fic. The storyline was nothing more than the predictable "You're her stallion assistant. You save her life, and she rewards you with Great and Powerful sex."

This is why I seldom read fanfics. *facehoof*
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crimsonstorm 15 avatar
#358184 from A parallel universe
how romantic...
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#358185
There's a reason fimfiction has that convenient mature tag. Just avoid that, it should save you some headache.
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#358186 from Hialeah,FL.
[up][up][up] "Great and Powerful Sex" would be a cool rock band name.
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#358187 from Meinong's jungle
Aaaaand there's a post for the tumblr.
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#358188 from Appleloosa
Strictly speaking nobody is 'good' with foreign languages except young children and people who have already learned a few of them. Knowing more languages gives you context to understand other languages, even if they are from a different family. Learning German straight from English can be tricky because it has three genders and lots of conjugation.

It also helps immensely if you have the desire and guts to actually attempt speaking it, unlike me.
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#358189 from Cranberry World
*looks at JT's quotes page*

Ah, the Great Cheese Debate. Fun times. smile
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#358190 from Northern Virginia
Good evening everyone, what's new?
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#358191 from Appleloosa
Hablo. Spanish tends to combine the "I [VERB]" or "You [VERB]" into single words.

All I know about Spanish comes from For Whom The Bell Tolls. Apparently, they say stuff like 'I obscentity in the milk of thy mother' a lot.

One of the reasons that English is supposedly not phonetic (it's a lot more phonetic than most people assume if you follow the rules about how position in a word affects a letters pronnounciation) is that we have a ridiculous number of vowels. I think it's something like 14 depending on dialect.

It's mostly due to borrowing words from so many different languages. A French word in German completely breaks the pronounciation rules, but there aren't that many of them.

There's a reason fimfiction has that convenient mature tag.

That premise didn't sound very mature to me.
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#358192 from A Marshy Pond
Im going on a camping trip to Assateague Island to see some real ponies this weekend.

Its supposed to rain though... so it might suck
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#358193 from Cranberry World
Good evening everyone, what's new?

Languages, Great and Powerful Sex, and cheese.
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#358194 from Northern Virginia
That sounds fun, Turtle. I ought to do more camping, or hiking, or anything, really.

So, we're using language to find what cheeses can be used during great and powerful sex? I'd recommend any non-molten cheese.tongue

Oh god, I've reverted to a 14 year-old boy. Please send help.

edited 17th Apr '13 3:56:34 PM by Drenius

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#358195
There's something to be said for cheddar.
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#358196 from Northern Virginia
A good Stilton would work well too.

edited 17th Apr '13 3:55:08 PM by Drenius

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#358197 from A Marshy Pond
Swiss cheese is sexiest cheese because of all the holes.... (that was wrong... sorry [lol])
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#358198 from Northern Virginia
And with brie you could spread it anywhere.tongue

I'm sorry. I'll... I'll stop now.

edited 17th Apr '13 4:03:01 PM by Drenius

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#358199 from Delamare
@ Turtle

/facepalm.

Yeah I really don't know much about cheese so.. I'll just stay out of it
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#358200 from Appleloosa
Cheddar is best cheese. Pramesane and mozzerella are ok though. American Cheese Product should just die already.
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