My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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Seraphem avatar
#34876 from Delamare from Delamare
sorry, sorry, but..I...I just have to do this

She's a ponysexual.

wow......really badly awkward page topper FTL

edited 2nd Nov '11 1:49:37 PM by Seraphem

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Cookoo avatar
#34877 from A cuckoo clock from A cuckoo clock
I say Dash is straight. Infact, more or less all the fics I read had her straight too. Ok there was the Pony Psychology series, But to be fair, She was drugged.

edited 2nd Nov '11 1:52:40 PM by Cookoo

I'm probably supposed to be doing work right now.

Tealove is best pony.
CDRW avatar
#34878
I really loved dash hitting on AJ in Fallout Equestria, and AJ's reaction. [lol]
Applelight Limited avatar
#34879 from Manehattan to Canterlot from Manehattan to Canterlot
What annoys me most are the people who loudly claim that Dash, AJ, Gilda and Pinkie must be Lesbians just because they're good friends...and three of them are Tomboys. And Dashie's hair.

They wouldn't do it if they were all male characters.

I say, asexual 'till proven otherwise for all of them. But having said that;

Lyra/Bon Bon is cute. waii

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:00:03 PM by ApplelightLimited

I ship Pinkie & Mac...trust me...I know what I'm doing.

Tealove is best pony.
gingerninja 666 avatar
#34880 from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles
[up] Gilda ACTS like a clingy, possessive girlfriend though. [lol]

me and Red couldn't have been the ONLY ones who saw that, right?

edited 2nd Nov '11 1:56:25 PM by gingerninja666

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony
Cookoo avatar
#34881 from A cuckoo clock from A cuckoo clock
[up] [up] I don't understand that ship, but yes, it is cute. It probably the only gay pairing I am ok with, mostly because we know nothing about them outside of fanon.

edited 2nd Nov '11 1:56:53 PM by Cookoo

I'm probably supposed to be doing work right now.

Tealove is best pony.
Seraphem avatar
#34882 from Delamare from Delamare
Given the shows target demographic as well as the Vague Age and Word Of God established eccentricities in pony's emotional/social development, it's entirely possible none of the mane cast have developed any orientation either way.

The only time we see one of them even hinting at being attracted to another pony was Rarity wanting the marry Prince Blueblood, and that had nothing to do with her feeling anything for him, but rather her wanting become a princess.

edit: as to Gilda, I'm totally in agreement with the clingy girlfriend vibe, but that can still gel with the above if we figure Gryphon's mature faster/Gilda is older and Gilda had a masive crush on RD, and RD was just to innocent to notice/reciprocate.

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:01:17 PM by Seraphem

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Fergard Stratoavis avatar
#34883 from Wieliszew, Poland from Wieliszew, Poland
@ Red Savant: Well, we didn't manage to see NM's full power. Also, her plan of calling the eternal night would without a doubt cause Equestria to collapse and die, fast.

As for RD's orientation, I'm cool both with lesbian Dash, straight Dash, bisexual Dash, Gildasexual Dash and so on. I do recall that she was in love with Pinkie in Bittersweet, though it wasn't that important, I think.

EDIT: Wait... How's Pinkie a tomboy?

edited 2nd Nov '11 1:59:56 PM by FergardStratoavis

Name's Fergard Stratoavis. And no, I'm not Duke Nukem's ripoff.
gingerninja 666 avatar
#34884 from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles
Here's a fine idea:

Why can't they ALL be bi unless specifically stated otherwise?

EVERYONE'S happy then waii

straights and gays are inefficient and restrictive. ALL GLORY TO THE BIS!! [lol]

edited 2nd Nov '11 1:59:41 PM by gingerninja666

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony
CDRW avatar
#34885
I was just thinking of my newfound like of shipping Derpy with the companion cube, and the thought entered my mind, what if the companion cube was a washer?

And now I can't get an unfortunate mental image out of my head.
Cookoo avatar
#34886 from A cuckoo clock from A cuckoo clock
[up] [up] Sure, why not? Love and tolerance for all!

[up] Thanks for that mental image... One more weird thought to add to the pile.

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:01:00 PM by Cookoo

I'm probably supposed to be doing work right now.

Tealove is best pony.
Death Cloud avatar
#34887
Why noone say that they are assexual?

[up][up][up]No , they all hetero unless specifically stated otherwise.

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:00:21 PM by DeathCloud

They are like the others. Strange, hideous, resisting, fighting. Only these were not like the others. They did not die.
CDRW avatar
#34888
So...any rule 34 of Xenith being raped with the decapitated head of a unicorn yet? If so, don't send me a link, I just want to know if the internet has gotten on that yet.
Bagof Magic Food avatar
#34889
All they did there was recolour the mane cast... I am disappoint.
Um... That's how the toys work. I don't know why My Little Pony fans keep acting surprised by it. They may have been slower than usual to come up with new poses for G4, though...

I actually like seeing how the G3 ponies are updated for G4, imagining old favorites coming back in a new world. Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that Skywishes is now a pegasus pony, considering that the story of the original Skywishes was that she was the first pony from Ponyville to meet a pegasus? Maybe that was her final special wish, to be able to fly on her own.

And yeah, it also occurred to me that the TV show could use some of those new versions of the classics as "foils", or at least a way for the show to poke fun of itself and previous MLP cartoons. Remember that whole "rival town" discussion? There could be another gang of six ponies there who cover the same diverse range of interests, but in truth are a lot less accomplished than they think of themselves, making announcements like "But we're not just any ordinary group of friends! We've been charged by Princess Luna herself to investigate the TRUE POWER of COMMUNITY SPIRIT!"

As for possible members of that gang, Minty could have the same sunny disposition of Pinkie Pie, but now suffers from confidence issues as everyone is well aware of how often she screws everything up. And hey, remember Rainbow Flash? That could be your parody of the original Rainbow Dash and Rarity, a unicorn who so loves producing rainbows everywhere that even Rainbow Dash is freaked out. Sunny Daze could make a good counterpart for the new Rainbow Dash, only her new appearance would be the grown-up version of that one baby doll they made. I had trouble deciding on the best foil for Twilight Sparkle, but then I noticed that Dewdrop Dazzle was already popular for that in the fandom. And then... I dunno who else, maybe add the orange bumblebee pony 'cuz she's cute.
gingerninja 666 avatar
#34890 from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles
[up][up][up] Why?

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:03:02 PM by gingerninja666

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony
CDRW avatar
#34891
[up] 'cause that's the natural state of affairs.

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:03:59 PM by CDRW

Applelight Limited avatar
#34892 from Manehattan to Canterlot from Manehattan to Canterlot
[up] x 4

Gilda, AJ and Dash are the Tomboys.

Gilda did act like a Posessive Girlfriend yes...she was also acting like a kid. Kids do that kind of crap all the time (they're my friend!!! etc).

Asexual 'till proven otherwise.

Edit: That's what I said Death.

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:05:08 PM by ApplelightLimited

I ship Pinkie & Mac...trust me...I know what I'm doing.

Tealove is best pony.
Seraphem avatar
#34893 from Delamare from Delamare
@ Death, why do you first ask why no one mention them being Asexual (Which someone else as well as myself have done) then state there all hetero...those 2 things are incompatible.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
gingerninja 666 avatar
#34894 from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles
[up][up][up] ... no fun (pouts)

you straights are all so closed minded [lol]

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:05:27 PM by gingerninja666

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony
Cookoo avatar
#34895 from A cuckoo clock from A cuckoo clock
You know, I think this thread has been host to some of my more strange discussions on the internet.
I'm probably supposed to be doing work right now.

Tealove is best pony.
Seraphem avatar
#34896 from Delamare from Delamare
For all we know there might not even BE sexual orientation as we know it amongst these ponies, they could be like a large portion of RL animals and simply completely ignore sex unless they go into heat.
Build a fool proof system, and the world will create a better fool.
Sydxelia avatar
#34897
Even if Dash is supposed to be a lesbian or bisexual, they would never come right out and say so in-show. Do young girls even care about such things?

Then again, I suspect this show now has attracted more Bronys than young girls. [lol]
Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

"I could have had a falcon!"
Red Savant avatar
#34898 from Eastern US from Eastern US
Um, CDRW, I hate to be that guy, but assuming heterosexuality is the 'natural state of affairs' is seriously offensive. Putting colorful ponies aside entirely, it is not okay to say that.

^Theyll never say it outright, but that's okay, because we can then make our own assumptions.

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:10:41 PM by RedSavant

I'm a college student! I don't have time for this!
Applelight Limited avatar
#34899 from Manehattan to Canterlot from Manehattan to Canterlot
@ Magic Food

You've got some great ideas there! I like it!

You know, they could bring back Wind Whistler (or her personality at least) and remake her as a Unicorn (like how Dash was changed into a Pegasus).
I ship Pinkie & Mac...trust me...I know what I'm doing.

Tealove is best pony.
gingerninja 666 avatar
#34900 from Aboard The Damocles from Aboard The Damocles
@Red BISEXUALS UNITE!!

couldn't agree more waii

edited 2nd Nov '11 2:12:44 PM by gingerninja666

"Schneizel! So you ARE the puppet master behind all this!" - Lelouch Lamperouge

Tealove is best pony