Heh, Age of Mythology jokes.
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Braeburn/Little Strongheart? If people ship that, then I can't, because I can only ship weird ships.
edited 6th Jan '13 10:01:22 PM by Steventheman
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As far as I can tell, Braeburn/Strongheart was this close to being a thing. They just needed one more little nudge in the right direction.
There's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight.
I cannot ship it. It goes against harbour guidelines, since there is a chance in hell it could be canon.
edited 6th Jan '13 10:03:16 PM by Steventheman
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You need a better smuggler.
There's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight.
Yeah, I need Braeburn on the market for more nonsensical ships!
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On the subject of mythology:

Tartarus is a containment facility for wild beasts deemed too dangerous to run free.
* Usually one-of-a-kind creatures like Scylla. Some rather nasty species (hydras, cockatrices, etc.) tend to keep their distance from civilization, so they haven't warranted containment.
Cerberus was one such beast, but was eventually tamed and is now under the command of the current 'gatekeeper'.
As an aside note,

Celestia doesn't much care for religion, since most faiths she's known
have been centered around her.
"I've come to the conclusion that this is a very stupid idea."
Silly ed, Bloomberg isn't a male!
edited 6th Jan '13 10:06:10 PM by KalloonWhite
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Braeburn has heterosexual ships? *is shocked*
Also, episode 23. Little McIntosh <3<3<3
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Bloomberg's a genderless alien mind rapist.
His apples are made of the tears of dying children.
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OK, Braeburn/That nerd pony from Putting Your Hoof Down.
We're like on the same wavelength, Steve!
I was just think about how Bloomberg would make an awesome boss battle! I'm not even kidding.
edited 6th Jan '13 10:09:03 PM by KalloonWhite
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My only issue with a Braeburn/Little Strongheart ship is that I have no idea how old she's supposed to be. I mean, all the other buffalo were huge. Is she tiny because she's just a kid, or is that just what female buffalo are like?
Braeburn/Lyra/Rainbow Dash.
Is best ship.
edited 6th Jan '13 10:10:54 PM by Steventheman
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I think you'll find the best ship is Rarity/Tom.
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Tom is rock hard hurr hurr
Tom/Bloomberg.
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Applejack/Big Ma-dead-
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Big Mac's only ship is Smartypants.
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