And speaking of not knowing what the hell's going on, I'm going to be watching: "Spike at your service."

Alternate titles: "By Your Command.", "Spike's Blood Oath", and "Spike at your Cervix."

Spike at your Cervix.

Spike/AJ OTP best ship.

Dude, there are kids reading this thread!

Do I dare look up what cervix is?

so? they probably won't know what a cervix is. and if they do, well, they're not seeing anything they don't already know

edit: damnit orion.

edited 3rd Jan '13 6:59:07 PM by Blissey1

Pretty sure mares have those too, Orion.

Only kid that posts here that I'm aware of is Steve, and I'm not sure he counts.

edited 3rd Jan '13 6:59:29 PM by Bluespade

Sparityjack

anyway, here's what happened after Sombra got blasted by heart power.

edited 3rd Jan '13 7:01:10 PM by Blissey1

I didn't come with that title! Someone else did!

And I'm a teenager, thank you very much. I can drive an automatic car if I stole one.

edited 3rd Jan '13 7:01:16 PM by Steventheman

What? What did I do?

How young is 'kid'?

Twilight must read 12 books in two days.

Scary thing is, I think she does that anyway.

So, the books...DIY Buggery, Torture: A History, How to Expose Yourself in an Old Folk's Home and Other Crimes Against Decency, The Catholic Church: Ages 1-10...Normal stuff.

edited 3rd Jan '13 7:06:08 PM by Steventheman

You forgot the Poninomicon

no no, it's the Equinomicon

Twilight read that when she was five!

And Spike's got a day off?! Oh good, I thought Spike was losing hope on Abraham Lincoln coming to Equestria and freeing him from his bonds.

I tend to think of anyone under the age of 23 as a kid, actually.

If everyone in the thread manor is a family, then who are the parents?

More importantly, who would I be related to? I don't see any of my undead brethren in here.

Ahoy hoy again.

Spike's goals in life:

1. Lick own face. 2. Tap own abdomen. 3. Sniff own feet.

It's like looking at a brain damage victim's diary.

edited 3rd Jan '13 7:14:07 PM by Steventheman

@Blue: OOC: I think I defined Orion to be 23.

So, Spike has rescued a balloon, but had ended up in the Everfree Forest Killzone.

Sera is 25, though only really applies to RP's which i don't do here.

I'd say J-Teeth is deffintly one of the parents. Maybe Meta as the other.

It's a motherfucking Timberwolf hunting pack.

Spike, you have flame breath. You are cleared to engage with incendiary weapons, and thermobaric LA Ws.

Yay, it's Applejack! Who has a shotgun!

Holy shit she's straight-up wasting their punk asses!

edited 3rd Jan '13 7:19:51 PM by Steventheman

If there are zodiac ponies, are the rest of the constellations involved as well?

Quite a few are, although more commonly in the form of Stella Bestia, or "star beasts" in common parlance, such as the infamous Ursas Major and Minor, rather than as ponies. In fact, several of the zodiac signs now assigned pony avatars have representation among the Stella Bestia.

Scorpios, for example, have long been a nuisance to Saddle Arabian trade routes, despite being one of the smaller Stella species at only twice the size of an adult pony. These fascinating nocturnal creatures sleep under the sand during the day, all but completely camouflaged right up until the moment an unfortunate caravan pony trots across a leg or thorax. It is impossible to plot trade routes around them, as they range over exceptionally wide tracts of the desert every night with no telling where they will bed down, and only the most experienced and watchful caravan ponies can pick out their shimmering carapaces from the sand before treading on them. It is only fortunate that they are solitary creatures rather than pack animals like my own constant nemesis/subject, the timberwolf.

What the hell?! Timberwolves regenerate? That means you get to kill them again, and again, and again and again and again!

They are the ultimate punching bag!

edited 3rd Jan '13 7:26:05 PM by Steventheman