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#324476 Wryte Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:19:31 PM

I don't even know the first thing about robots.

The first thing to know, is that I dig them.

The second thing to know, is that you dig them.

The third, and possibly most important thing to know, is that chicks dig them.

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#324477 d Roy Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:20:59 PM from Buffalo, New York

You need to be a gamer to drive one, though.

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#324478 Sydxelia Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:21:50 PM

He'll cut your wings off, I bet.

I hear that pegasi hate getting dismembered.

You don't want to get on the bad side of a pegasi gang, though. Your dismembered body will be fished out of a rainbow pool two days later.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

#324479 Kyler Thatch Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:22:04 PM

Oh, don't be such a baby. Wings grow back!

(aside) No they don't.

I can't do this all on my own.

I'm no Superman.

#324480 edvedd Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:22:57 PM from Over there. Maybe?

@Wryte: Alas for Megas. You were too good for this world.

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#324481 Orion Aurora Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:23:16 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

@Kegi: The hair isn't what makes up our tails. You may not see it, but there is an appendage that connects the hair together.

In fact, you saw it when Snips and Snails had to have their flacks shaved off to remove the gum.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#324482 d Roy Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:27:01 PM from Buffalo, New York

I wonder if pegasi's wings taste like chicken wings.

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#324483 Sydxelia Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:28:04 PM

@ Orion: Do you look something like this?

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Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

#324484 Kyler Thatch Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:28:37 PM

Probably not. The chickens used to get chicken wings don't do a lot of flying.

I can't do this all on my own.

I'm no Superman.

#324485 Orion Aurora Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:29:18 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

@Syd: I look nothing like Pinkie.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#324486 d Roy Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:30:09 PM from Buffalo, New York

Good point.

Hmm...never tasted a horse. I am guessing it tastes like beef.

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#324487 Sydxelia Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:30:25 PM

I wonder if pegasi's wings taste like chicken wings.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

#324488 d Roy Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:32:30 PM from Buffalo, New York

Yeah, it was a stupid thing to say.

It would be closer to beef.

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#324489 kegisak Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:32:47 PM

Actually, I think I read about horse once... I can't recall exactly what it was supposed to taste like, but I think it was good. Their meat is supposed to be really tough, though.

#324490 Orion Aurora Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:33:52 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

Really guys?

Edit: I really need to keep in mind that you guys are omnivores.

edited 1st Jan '13 8:34:46 PM by OrionAurora

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#324491 d Roy Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:34:20 PM from Buffalo, New York

Most livestocks taste good. Considering the muscle mass, it indeed would taste tougher.

Yes, really.

edited 1st Jan '13 8:34:55 PM by dRoy

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#324492 Kyler Thatch Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:34:21 PM

Tough to eat, or tough to acquire without getting your face full of kicks?

I can't do this all on my own.

I'm no Superman.

#324493 Kalloon White Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:35:36 PM from A pond in a lake

Hey guys, what's-

WHAY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT EATING HORSES!?

Insert something witty that makes me better than all of you, here.

#324494 d Roy Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:35:41 PM from Buffalo, New York

The former. Good old shotgun solves the latter.

I'm hungry.

edited 1st Jan '13 8:36:27 PM by dRoy

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#324495 Perpetual Lurker Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:36:07 PM

#324496 Lopiny Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:36:14 PM from somewhere

Some guys here sell horse beef jerky near tollbooths for cars waiting in line.

It's not too bad, but a bit tough.

Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.

#324497 Sydxelia Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:36:50 PM

Hmm...never tasted a horse. I am guessing it tastes like beef.

Just you try it, pal! C'mon, I dare ya!

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

#324498 Orion Aurora Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:38:19 PM from Andromeda Galaxy

-Face Hoof- Why?! Hello! I am a pony here.

Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.

#324499 d Roy Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:39:11 PM from Buffalo, New York

You will be spared. Maybe.

This I do so that I will not live in regret.

#324500 Lopiny Tue, 1st Jan '13 8:39:21 PM from somewhere

Yep. A pony. And a magical winged pony at that. Not a horse.

Also, you don't look tasty at all.

edited 1st Jan '13 8:40:00 PM by Lopiny

Oh, the thread? Don't worry, it's just dead.