Seriously, why doesn't Ponyville just burn the place down, there's nothing good about it aside from Zecora's Health Food Shop. And that's only populated by hippies.
Holy fuck it's a Timberwolf. Our favourite Rainrad mutant.
Spike, have you ever played Metro2033?
edited 1st Jan '13 7:07:23 PM by Steventheman
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Reserve for what? Missing ponies cases? Mutants? Demons?
Seriously, pull the fucking thing down and build more houses with the wood.
Wait...Spike! Set them on fire!
edited 1st Jan '13 7:08:38 PM by Steventheman
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Thread hop. Miss anything?
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
What are you going to do when your house starts walking, and forms a pack with the rest of the neighbors?
I can't do this all on my own.
I'm no Superman.
Yay, it's a Militiamare!
Applejack, do that thing you did with Spike, where you used him as a lighter!
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]")
Travel the world with your house.
edited 1st Jan '13 7:11:23 PM by Steventheman
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House packs sound awesome.
Holy crap, Applejack's wasting those Timberwolves!
If Spike set them aflame, it'll save her the effort!
Spike, just because you had a day off doesn't mean you can be a useless twat. You got a day off from library duties, not militia duties.
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
"You saved my life. I'm just going to cut myself, and there you go, blood oath."
So, Spike signs a blood oath with Applejack. He can only die when she says it's alright.
edited 1st Jan '13 7:15:20 PM by Steventheman
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The house IS the guard dog!
Woah woah woah, Timberwolves can
reform after death?!
That's a weird-ass fucking mutation!
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Oh, you ain't seen nothing.
So, Spike's remit is menial tasks, cleaning shit and he's been roped into an arranged marriage with Apple Bloom.
It's going from bad to worse for this guy.
Death is only your FIRST destination today.
Their first date? Cleaning a pig.
As is tradition.
And the CMC are going water-skiing?! Why didn't my friends do that with me...Oh yeah, I live in a polluted area.
edited 1st Jan '13 7:20:32 PM by Steventheman
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Even Steven? What mockery of my name is this?
There is no Even Steven! There is only Odd Steven!
Shit, my brother's here!
edited 1st Jan '13 7:22:00 PM by Steventheman
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