Thanks, Whatshisgame. I'll keep an eye out.

I interrupt this week's episode of "My Little Pony through the twisted eyes of Stevetheman" to show you why "Wonderbolts Academy" passed up on THAT particular Shout Out.

Now, what's this about farmers killing cops and melting hearts?

Oh, just the Apple Family Reunion 1988.

As for the melted heart, that was Reunion 1972.

Alright, it's the 22nd of August, 1988. The policemen of Ponyville awake, write their wills, and prepare to face their destiny, in the form of hundreds of drunken farmers.

Go, children of the law. Fight well, and you will be remembered.

DID PINKIE JUST DRINK FROM A BEE HIVE?!

edited 28th Dec '12 7:37:49 PM by Steventheman

Man, you should have some fun with this one.

"They're here!"

-Music plays-

Babs' New School: "So, first day. English Teacher thinks she's a badass, so I pinned her down, slashed her fetlocks open and spat my gum on her eye. That'll teach her not to tell me off for talking."

edited 28th Dec '12 7:42:45 PM by Steventheman

Steve has a very interesting view of the show's world. -writewritewritescribblescribblescribble-

Okay, why is the seven-leg race longer than the Thames? I mean, invent cars and hold a rally, or don't bother.

Applejack, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you making kids do more physical activity in a few hours than a fat guy in their entire lives?

Actually, I'm liking the way you think. The ones who die were the unfit Apples.

A ruined parasol 8 reunions ago? 1940? Wasn't there a big war on?

edited 28th Dec '12 7:51:31 PM by Steventheman

Apple-genics?

Oh man, that's terrible.

Considering which side Granny fought on...

Yaaay ethnic cleansing!

Aw man, we just got Godwin'd.

/Engage Artsy Man Mode.

The quilt represents the general population. The older Apples represent the right-wing conservatives, who want nothing to do with the sewing machines, or progressive, liberal, left-wing policies. Applejack, meant to represent a liberal archetype, who is younger, is attempting to talk to the conservatives, who cannot hear her over the policies at work with the populace. This represents how information flows freely in more liberal states, but how those who are deafened to it continue to believe in the "good old ways."

/Disengage

What the fuck did I just say?

Also, Apple Bloom did a Wilhelm Scream. Nice.

edited 28th Dec '12 8:03:41 PM by Steventheman

My Homestuck reread has created a scenario in my mind wherein Dave and Dirk, upon finally meeting, spend several hours arguing over whether AJ or RD is superior without realizing that Dave is talking about juice and Dirk about ponies.

They're pulling out the Wilhelm more often this season.

Well done, Applejack. You tried to plan a party without Pinkie's guidance. As a result, everyone's too tired to do shit.

Good job, you've ruined the year 1988 for your whole family.

Now they're on a Deathcart. God...Just leave parties to Pinkie, yeah?

She just unleashed the Rainrad Bats! AJ, what the hell are you trying to do?

edited 28th Dec '12 8:11:48 PM by Steventheman

^ Assassinate war criminals, apparently.

Never knew that AJ worked for the Nazi Hunter Blokes.

And look what she's done. She's destroyed her house, her family and the year 1988. Well, time to go back to Cherry Blossom and spend the rest of your life in slavery.

The fruit bats were created after a swarm of normal bats were irradiated in an orchard 1000 years ago while eating fruits.

edited 28th Dec '12 8:13:25 PM by edvedd

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Gosh, my sides! I think I might actually be able to forgive Lightning Dust just for that gag.

...As a result of Zap Apple consumption...

My god...The Apple family has irradiated more land, ponies and atmosphere than every nuclear test ever. They should be executed for crimes against ponykind.

Oh yeah. Forgot that Applejack sang this episode. I'm half-expecting somepony to say: "If you'd stop singing and help us..."

Well, they've managed to raise a new barn. But the company that gave them the Deathcart is going to be pissed off.

edited 28th Dec '12 8:21:11 PM by Steventheman

She's the supervisor.

Ahoy! I just had my eight hours! What's up?

Even though she has zero experience in building?

I mean, there were a few there that looked like they'd been on a building site.

So, where the flying fuck were AJ's parents? Judging from the two stars at the end, I'm forced to conclude that they are dead. Or that they're astronauts.

edited 28th Dec '12 8:24:39 PM by Steventheman

They're dead astronauts.

They died in re-entry. Their shuttle disintegrated.