My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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#317576 from Appleloosa
You lost me

In Sleepless, Scootaloo is now a honorary little sister of RD.
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#317577 from Deep Space
It's great to see RD get character development like that. Yes, she does want to be the best, but not at the cost of others. She'll make a good flight leader.

It's also good to see the show didn't restore the status quo at the end of the episode. On the downside, this might mean less RD later on.
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#317578 from Wales
But now, Rainbow is in the military, meaning that the combat effectiveness of the militia has improved. If anything gets too big, then Rainbow can request backup.
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#317579 from Singapore
Nah, They'll just schedule episodes when Dashie is off-duty :V It's not like the Wonderbolts are forever on-call. Also Dashie hasn't gotten in in yet, she's just more likely to really get evaluated first.
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#317580 from Betelgeuse
The Wonderbolts have a terrible track record of doing anything useful.
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#317581 from Wales
Wonderbolts are mere stunt fliers. They haven't had true combat experience.

In a real war, the Wonderbolts are basically mincemeat.

In fact, the entire Equestrian military are fairly rubbish.

edited 16th Dec '12 9:24:23 AM by Steventheman

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#317582 from a random Pokècenter
FINALLY RD buzzed the tower!
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#317583 from Appleloosa
Do you think she'll end up joining the Wonderbolts in the finale? Of course if it's another Crystal Empire episode, probably not.
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#317584 from Singapore
That's simply because the Princesses are Epic-level ex-Adventurers who rid the land of many Ancient Evils and enemy Empires, so now they just have a kingdom the look after.
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#317585 from Betelgeuse
Equestria has a military?
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#317586 from Amsterdam
In fact, the entire Equestrian military are fairly rubbish.

Obviously. The only threats Equestians have to face are either rather pathetic themselves, or god-tier. With not much in between those two extremes, the military doesn't really get to do anything.
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#317587 from Singapore
Mostly the military is mainly peacekeepers and ceremonial guard these days.
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#317588 from Appleloosa
The military are just bouncers, basically.
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#317589
Adventures in Screencapping: Wonderbolts Academy, Chapter 2 (Chapter 1 is here.)

edited 16th Dec '12 9:45:15 AM by Sydxelia

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#317590 from Name & Address Withheld
@Syd One of those appears twice
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#317591
My headcannon is that there is actually a fairly strong Equestrian military with some very skilled veterans, but it's mostly concentrated along one or two borders with more barbaric countries that aren't so receptive to diplomacy and they haven't seen much more than the occasional skirmish in the last few years so they're not in the news or on the general population's minds very often.
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#317592 from Wales
During the Changeling invasion, they were easily defeated despite being on high alert. The Wonderbolts were taken down in one hit by Spike.

Every emergency Equestria faces, the military fails, and it's either Celestia or the Ponyville Militia who has to put their necks on the line.

Quite frankly, I think I could take them on alone, with just a claymore, a dagger and about five Molotovs.

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#317593 from Betelgeuse
The Royal Guards just seem like, well, guards to me. I'm not really comfortable with the idea of the ponies having a military.
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#317594
@Syd One of those appears twice

Lightning Dust is just that awesome. tongue

Fixed.
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#317595 from Meinong's jungle
Meh. As far as importance is concerned, that page ranks somewhere behind whether I should have bacon or sausage with my pancakes.

Come on dude, Bacon is the obvious choice here. I mean, really.
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#317596
Bacon is played out. Sausage is what all the cool kids are nommin'.
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#317597 from Singapore
@Steve: Clearly the Equestrian military isn't equipped to deal with Physical God tier threats. You'd get lassoo'd and strung up to dance the hemp fandango before you could even blink with your lack of magic ability.
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#317598 from Wales
There needs to be some kind of Deadliest Warrior program available.

Because I want to test five Lunar Guards versus five North Vietnamese soldiers.

[up] Well at least I die in combat.

[down] Whether or not I can take the Equestrian military head on.

edited 16th Dec '12 9:58:54 AM by Steventheman

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#317599 from Manehattan to Canterlot
Sorry folks, I was about to show you the Human! Rainbow Dash I've been working very hard on...but photobucket has other ideas. So it's not happening at the moment.

What are we talking about?

edited 16th Dec '12 9:58:19 AM by ApplelightLimited

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#317600
New topic: What do you think each of Rainbow Dash's friends put in her care package?
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