They grew onto each other, too.
I have a message from another time...
Why doesn't she simply tell Princess Celestia that a raging Neo-Nazi has sealed Ponyville in a dome? Celestia would easily kick Trixie's arse!
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Only unicorns who have studied at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns can master the three legged walk
What about the crystal pony?
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No Spike, and no ability to traipse to another bucking
continent on short notice.
edited 1st Dec '12 7:51:01 PM by Enlong
I have a message from another time...
Okay, Celestia's away.
But what about Luna? Luna and Twilight combined would totally destroy Trixie!
All Twi has to do is get to Canterlot.
edited 1st Dec '12 7:51:25 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Assuming she's in Canterlot and not with Celestia at Saddle Arabia, Trixie could probably do a lot of harm in the time it takes Twilight to get to Canterlot and back.
I have a message from another time...
Good point. Government assistance is out of the question.
"You'll train me in magic?"
"I was going to train you in disembowelling her, but whatever floats your boat."
edited 1st Dec '12 7:53:24 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
I was wondering why Spike didn't tell her himself.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
Trixie might have set up SS officers to monitor Spike 24/7.
He breathes flame, he breathes cyanide.
Not sure about all these Nazi jokes. Tell me if I go too far.
edited 1st Dec '12 7:54:45 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
It's hard o find a word that rhymes with "disembowel", anyway.
I have a message from another time...
Fluttershy can't inform Samuel L. Jackson either.
And Rainbow Dash has no hope of contacting the Air Force.
edited 1st Dec '12 7:57:41 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Trixie is straight up torturing Applejack. If she doesn't get a death sentence for this then the Equestrian justice system is royally fucked.
edited 1st Dec '12 7:58:07 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Ya know, Equestrian Justice basically boils down to "Accept FRIENDSHIP, or DIE"
Okay, so Fluttershy has found a history book.
All they have to do is get Trixie to
piss off a bunch of ponies from Stalliongrad, who will then ruin her shit.
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Fluttershy! Your town, nay, your country needs you! Refusing this call is tantamount to high treason! You must fight back against Trixie and her blasted fanatical officers. If you die, you die a hero. If you live, you live victorious.
There is no downside!
Even Trixie's own officers are starting to dislike her. I think that if the Mane 6 fail, Trixie's officers will end up betraying her anyway.
edited 1st Dec '12 8:10:24 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.
Did Trixie even have fanatical officers in this episode? Everyone just seemed kinda scared of having their body parts deleted in Flash....
By the way, someone needs to make a Trixie version of
Oz The Great And Powerful
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Yes.
Sturmmann Snips and Rottenführer Snails.
They'll end up most likely killed by the Ponyville resistance.
edited 1st Dec '12 8:15:21 PM by Steventheman
The metal of your chains is no match for the metal in my veins.