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#299026 Purple Dalek Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:21:14 AM from the Moon

Scootaloo is actually an excellent singer. But only when she's drunk.She discovers this in her teenage years.

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#299027 storyyeller Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:25:09 AM from Appleloosa

Scootaloo is actually a great singer but she has to hide it or else THEY will find her new identity.

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#299028 edvedd Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:31:31 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Scootaloo was always part of the conspiracy.

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#299029 d Roy Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:31:55 AM

So is Sweetie Bot.

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#299030 storyyeller Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:34:37 AM from Appleloosa

It's a shame we can't post gifs here.

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#299031 d Roy Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:35:43 AM

I cannot believe that that meme is still alive.

Well, got a lot of schoolworks to evicerate, so see you all later.

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#299032 Ace Of Scarabs Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:35:54 AM from Singapore

So Scoots is a retired singer who got herself age-regressed to get the childhood she always wanted incognito?

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#299033 Purple Dalek Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:38:19 AM from the Moon

Who can come up with the craziest Scootaloo origin?

She's Celestia and Discord's daughter, who erased her own memories and altered her appearance so she could have a normal life.

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#299034 storyyeller Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:45:40 AM from Appleloosa

What meme?

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#299035 crowlover Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:46:59 AM from Name & Address Withheld

The Caramelldansen Vid

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#299036 Ace Of Scarabs Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:49:53 AM from Singapore

@Crowlover: That meme won't die as long as there are cute girls to shake their groove thang to the beat.

D'aaaaawwwww

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edited 6th Nov '12 6:51:03 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#299037 storyyeller Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:52:05 AM from Appleloosa

Oh is that where Dancing Chyrsalis came from?

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#299038 storyyeller Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:53:28 AM from Appleloosa

She's Celestia and Discord's daughter, who erased her own memories and altered her appearance so she could have a normal life.

You forgot the part where she was paradox cloned from her future self and has been through 3 different universes and died at least twice.

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#299039 Mousa The 14 Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:59:09 AM from Northern Virginia

No Scootaloo origin is crazier than the very idea that she might have normal parents and had a completely ordinary upbringing. No one would see it coming.

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#299040 edvedd Tue, 6th Nov '12 6:59:13 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Scootaloo is Cthulhu.

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#299041 Ace Of Scarabs Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:02:11 AM from Singapore

Mayor Mare-do-well

Scootaloo is one of Lauren's daughters rebelling and escaping into the show.

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edited 6th Nov '12 7:09:12 AM by AceOfScarabs

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#299042 Purple Dalek Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:12:46 AM from the Moon

Scootaloo is a giant spider in disguise. She eats homeless ponies and pancakes.

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#299043 storyyeller Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:14:49 AM from Appleloosa

She also eats bugs.

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#299044 crowlover Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:19:11 AM from Name & Address Withheld

I thought she was an illegitimate chid of one of the Apple family, was cast out, then raised by Timber Wolves.

edited 6th Nov '12 7:19:37 AM by crowlover

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#299045 Mio Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:25:22 AM

Scootaloo actually have excessively dotting parents. She avoids them as much as possible to stave off embarrassment.

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#299046 edvedd Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:29:10 AM from Over there. Maybe?

Sensible.

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#299047 Purple Dalek Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:30:49 AM from the Moon

Maybe her parents live in Cloudsdale so she doesn't see them much.

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#299048 stevebat Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:30:55 AM

Scootaloo has a single parent, her mother. She had a father but he either A. Died or B. Left her for dickish reasons.

edited 6th Nov '12 7:31:03 AM by stevebat

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#299049 Ace Of Scarabs Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:41:51 AM from Singapore

Human!Roseluck :3

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#299050 Applelight Limited Tue, 6th Nov '12 7:48:56 AM from Manehattan to Canterlot

I can't believe we're almost at season three.

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