#296726
Sun, 28th Oct '12 9:53:02 PM
from Singapore
Mouthwash is a big industry in Equestria. Also not shown onscreen: Mint farmers.
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Mouthwash is a big industry in Equestria. Also not shown onscreen: Mint farmers.
#296727
Sun, 28th Oct '12 9:54:19 PM
from Wales
So, Rarity's cottoned on, and now Sweetie Belle's arse is going to kicked from Ponyville into Griffon territory, a year from now.
Scootaloo's going to have her social worker come around and put her back in the care system.
Apple Bloom's going to be crippled.
THAT IS LIBEL LAW.
YOU DEFY LIBEL LAW, YOUR ARSE DEFIES GRAVITY!
edited 28th Oct '12 9:55:34 PM by Steventheman
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
#296728
Sun, 28th Oct '12 9:54:39 PM
from the event horizon
Semi-lulzy headcanon: Ponies' saliva is a natural antiseptic.
Just when you think you're in control.
Just when you think you've got a hold, just when you feel on a roll.
#296729
Sun, 28th Oct '12 9:55:18 PM
from Singapore
@Kyler: That actually makes sense. Ants secrete a vast amount of natural antibiotics to prevent infections.
#296730
Sun, 28th Oct '12 9:59:04 PM
from Wales
Bloody hell, Diamond's off on a villain speech...
"Feelings? I don't care about feelings! Ponies are toys! They're here for MY amusement!"
Jesus Christ! Diamond's learned blackmail at a young age!
edited 28th Oct '12 10:00:17 PM by Steventheman
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
#296731
Sun, 28th Oct '12 9:59:57 PM
from the event horizon
Professionals have standards.
Just when you think you're in control.
Just when you think you've got a hold, just when you feel on a roll.
#296732
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:00:01 PM
from Singapore
One day in the future, DT is going to go and be a corporate tycoon in Manehatten.
#296733
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:01:44 PM
from Wales
Diamond Tiara is currently blackmailing the CMC and will expose them unless they work.
I think this is their only chance! Quick! Feed her into the printer!
Then cripple Featherweight for taking the photos!
Why aren't the CMC kicking Diamond's arse?! If someone got a embarrassing photo of me, I'd batter them!
edited 28th Oct '12 10:05:15 PM by Steventheman
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
#296734
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:04:39 PM
from Viridian Forest
Next episode, Diamond Tiara's moved on to star in Tomorrow Never Dies.
#296735
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:05:20 PM
from Wales
-Angel opens door.-
Angel: YOU REALISE HOW MANY FUCKING TRIPS TO THE SUPERMARKET FOR TISSUES I'VE BEEN ON?! GO ON, FUCK OFF!
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
#296736
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:06:13 PM
from Over there. Maybe?
That house is now 90% water.
#296737
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:06:58 PM
from Singapore
Later Angel got the other animals to dip Fluttershy in the pond to rehydrate her.
#296738
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:07:23 PM
from Wales
She's going to have to call her insurers for flood damage.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BIG MAC JUST SPOKE AN ENTIRE SENTENCE. THAT'S HOW PISSED OFF HE IS.
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
#296739
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:08:08 PM
from Appleloosa
Mouthwash is a big industry in Equestria. Also not shown onscreen: Mint farmers.
What about hooves?
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
#296740
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:09:15 PM
from Wales
Well, everyone in Ponyville hates the CMC.
It's time they invoked the Cutie Mark Crusaders Murder-Suicide Pact.
Which has got to be the grimmest sentence ever.
Diamond: "You're lucky I'm nice."
Excuse me...-Steps out room- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! -Walks back in.-
edited 28th Oct '12 10:11:16 PM by Steventheman
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
#296741
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:10:43 PM
from Singapore
@Yeller: Clearly their soap and toiletries industry is far bigger than the mere fashionwares that Hasbro takes great pain to show the kids. Antiseptic wipes are a big thing.
#296742
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:12:05 PM
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Good lord, man!
That very dark.
edited 28th Oct '12 10:12:27 PM by DavidtheMouse14
#296743
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:13:45 PM
I wonder how ponies feel about the whole Indirect Kiss issue.
#296744
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:14:51 PM
from Wales
Yay! My darkest sentence yet!
So, Cheerilee's decided: "Fuck you Diamond." and has fired her arse for libel.
Also, the CMC are going to court shortly, where they might never find a job due to their past crimes.
...Cutie Mark Crusaders Street Gang YAY!
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
#296745
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:16:35 PM
from the event horizon
Sweetie Belle distracts the mark with overwhelming adorableness, Apple Bloom lassos him up, and Scootaloo commences the beatdown until they give up all their money.
Just when you think you're in control.
Just when you think you've got a hold, just when you feel on a roll.
#296746
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:17:23 PM
from Singapore
@CDRW: Their body language is less kiss-focused, apparently.
#296747
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:18:15 PM
from Appleloosa
Clearly their soap and toiletries industry is far bigger than the mere fashionwares that Hasbro takes great pain to show the kids. Antiseptic wipes are a big thing.
But they're constantly walking around. There's no chance to wash and it's compeltely futile anyway.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
#296748
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:18:58 PM
from Wales
When the operation grows bigger, Apple Bloom handles the sale of the drugs, Sweetie Belle keeps the prostitutes in line and Scootaloo is the gang's tough guy who beats ponies up.
And they still keep that box from their youth.
One shot of cyanide and a handgun with two bullets.
edited 28th Oct '12 10:20:37 PM by Steventheman
"Democracy was invented by a man who only read books! Cage matches were invented by a man who hates cowards running away during a fight!"
#296749
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:22:46 PM
from Singapore
#296750
Sun, 28th Oct '12 10:27:46 PM
@Steve If that your darkest, I can only imagine what'll you will say at the Canterlot Wedding..