MLP Forum Archive - Page 11563

#289051 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:31:24 PM

According to the video, during her sonic rainboom, RD can reach 76, 000 MPH.

For your reference, the fastest man made object recorded is 150, 000 MPH.

Holy shit.

#289052 Pykrete Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:32:36 PM from Viridian Forest

It's actually not that bad on that video. Presumably the more rabid douchebags got bored with it months ago.

#289053 Davidthe Mouse 14 Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:34:05 PM

@Condo Eh, I can't help but think that YouTube is infested with mad, miserable people.

edited 29th Sep '12 9:34:27 PM by DavidtheMouse14

#289054 Steventheman Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:36:02 PM from Wales

So, with Spike rampaging, and no end to the conflict in sight, will Twilight have to launch an all-out assault by calling in back-up from the military?

Hopefully, yes. It'll be awesome.

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#289055 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:36:53 PM

@Steven - Do remember that this is Equestrian military.

#289056 Steventheman Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:38:16 PM from Wales

If Spike defeats the Equestrian army, then Celestia will have to do something unheard of by anypony ever.

She'll move Spike to Earth, and let the human armies take care of him.

By the way, this is totally how they made Godzilla.

edited 29th Sep '12 9:39:05 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#289057 condottiera Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:39:25 PM from Chicago

Watching that video just now taught me an awful lot about Transformers.

I know next to nothing about them.

Element of Batman

#289058 Davidthe Mouse 14 Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:39:41 PM

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash, not Starscream. Therefore Rainbow Dash wins by default

O.o

#289059 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:40:28 PM

Seriously, Equestria has the saddest air force I've ever seen.

#289060 Steventheman Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:42:01 PM from Wales

Right, so Spike is currently destroying Ponyville, a civilian evacuation is in progress because military operations are going to begin. The Equestrian military is at DEFCON 2, and nuclear weapons will be deployed in 24 hours. Air forces are about to begin bombing runs. Special Forces have been deployed, and all available artillery and armour are going to open fire.

Hell yeah!

Wait, isn't Fluttershy a Dragonborn? 'Shy, just kill him and take his soul!

edited 29th Sep '12 9:44:56 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#289061 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:44:11 PM

You know what, I am going to pretend that that is what actually happened.

Fluttershy couldn't use her Stare because plot.

edited 29th Sep '12 9:44:34 PM by dRoy

#289062 Steventheman Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:46:29 PM from Wales

Twilight is currently co-ordinating airstrikes. The Equestrian military are technically at war.

edited 29th Sep '12 9:47:12 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#289063 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:47:50 PM

Equestria needs AC-130.

#289064 Blissey 1 Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:48:37 PM from a random Pokècenter

I was just playing some more Borderlands 2, and I was wondering, why haven't I seen any art of Scoots on her scooter yelling "CATCH-A-RIDE!"

I mean cmon! Her name is Scootaloo, his name is Scooter. This fandom has crossed stuff over with way less to work on than that!

You misspelled A-10. Though I will admit, AC-130s are also pretty awesome.

edited 29th Sep '12 9:49:20 PM by Blissey1

XP granted for befriending a giant magical spider!

#289065 Steventheman Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:48:55 PM from Wales

Well, Spike just downed the Wonderbolt squadron. The second time they have been shot down!

I could just see them dropping bombs on Spike. Right 'til the end.

Dear Thread,

The Equestrian military is a giant shitheap. With your permission, I wish to send war films over to Equestria to show them how you really fight a war!

Also, Spike should be in prison right now. He got six stars!

Signed, Steve.

edited 29th Sep '12 9:56:42 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#289066 marston Sat, 29th Sep '12 9:55:51 PM from America

Ahh yes, I still remember when I first watched that Starscream vs Rainbow Dash Death Battle video. It still kicks so much ass.

#289067 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:03:05 PM

@Steven - And that is by far your best review.

#289068 Steventheman Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:03:50 PM from Wales

Yay!

Can't wait for Canterlot Wedding.

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#289069 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:04:18 PM

I am very looking forward to your review.

#289070 condottiera Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:04:45 PM from Chicago

What war movies you gonna send them?

Element of Batman

#289071 Sydxelia Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:05:14 PM

The Wonderbolts are really only good for stunt flying. If you're counting on them to save the day, you're doomed.

Pronounced "Sid-zellia"

#289072 Steventheman Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:07:38 PM from Wales

I might send Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, and maybe Apocalypse Now.

As a kind of warning too: "We do this to other humans. What are we gonna do to you?"

Also, I might send Celestia a basket of cakes or something. Even she needs a present from time to time.

edited 29th Sep '12 10:08:27 PM by Steventheman

"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia

#289073 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:08:11 PM

I would also recommend Black Hawk Down.

That should definitely teach the Royal Guards.

edited 29th Sep '12 10:09:20 PM by dRoy

#289074 Mousa The 14 Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:10:13 PM from Northern Virginia

As a kind of warning too: "We do this to other humans. What are we gonna do to you?"

My Art |Human Pony Art

When All Else Fails, worry, that's the 14 way.

#289075 d Roy Sat, 29th Sep '12 10:12:10 PM

Also, I might send Celestia a basket of cakes or something.

You probably want to remember this.