My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Forum Archive (nuked Western Animation thread)
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condottiera avatar
#288951 from Chicago
@JT: I see what you did there. cool
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#288952 from Andromeda Galaxy
@Ace: You underestimate Celestia's powers.
Yeah, Andromeda is heading for you. You got over 9000 years until it collides.
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#288953 from Fort Worth, Texas
In a zombie apocalypse, there is no internet.

I rest my case.
Fight. Struggle. Endure. Suffer. LIVE.
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#288954 from Appleloosa
What is it with you, Applejack, and Terry Pratchett? What is it about this Pratchett guy I don't know about?

It's just a stupid Forced Meme.
Life is simple: it has no nontrivial normal subgroups.
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#288955
@JT -

Davidthe Mouse 14 avatar
#288956
For thrillz!?

Rrrrrraaaaahhhh!!!!

explodes near Orion and Condo

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#288957 from Meinong's jungle
@Blue: Or running water, or electricity, or movies, or television, or music (unless you own a Victrola). Not to mention that the chance of having an available doctor is miniscule, and you'd probably be scrounging for food pretty quickly.
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condottiera avatar
#288958 from Chicago
But nothing from Equestria ever terrified me.

There is no horror that lies there that shakes me to my very core.

But, like, I am probably not going to live very long. I am planning on buying a motorcycle someday.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:24:13 PM by condottiera

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#288959 from Singapore
@Orion: In any case, undeads have extra weaknesses when fantasy stuff comes into play. Turn Undead for holy folk, Dispel/Control Undead for good necros, and weapons with Holy Wrath brands (or elemental brands) work wonders.
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#288960 from Appleloosa
Yeah, most people never think past the shoot zombie in the face stage.
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condottiera avatar
#288961 from Chicago
@story: Yes, that too!

In Equestria, you'd never be allowed to shoot anybody in the face!

Screw that!
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#288962 from Wales
Why can't you shoot people in Equestria?!

Taking a rifle in means you're more heavily armed then their entire military!
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#288963 from America
Honestly, being in a Zombie Apocalypse would suck. I'd probably end up as a Red Shirt. Especially since Zombie land taught us what happens to fat people in a Zombie Apocalypse...... tongue

{I actually happen to be working on a mlp fim zombie fanfic with fellow troper Karl Kadaver. But that's not important right now}

edited 29th Sep '12 8:27:31 PM by marston

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#288964
People who fantasizes being in a zombie apocalypse, or any apocalypse, should consider whether if they would be able to survive if they are thrown into places like Amazon jungle, Sahara desert, or Siberian forest.

If they can't, they have no chance surviving in a zombie apocalypse either.
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#288965 from Singapore
@JT: Also, most of the ammo manufacturers would be nonfunctional, so bullets will eventually run out, and without spare parts and care kits, those firearms will eventually break down.
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condottiera avatar
#288966 from Chicago
But guns are typically useless against magic.

Plus, nobody dies in Equestria, which means no killing.
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#288967
@Ace - And then people would say "Oh, no biggies. I can use my awusome katana and shit!"

Yeah, I hope you have the knowledge and resource to properly maintain a blade or any kind of weapon.
Davidthe Mouse 14 avatar
#288968
It's not like Ponies could use guns anyway they lack fingers.
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#288969 from Northern Virginia
[up][up][up]Impossible, otherwise there would be an overpopulation problem.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:28:24 PM by MousaThe14

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#288970 from Chicago
I know I prolly wouldn't survive, but I'd have fun while it lasts.

It would be the most fun apocalypse hooves down.

[up] Well, death is always just implied, and that's not much fun.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:29:27 PM by condottiera

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#288971 from Wales
I'd most likely just go all Dead Rising 2 on them, then die.
"Steve is like Pyro, in reverse. Watches My Little Pony, but sees Texas Chainsaw Massacre." -Sydxelia
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#288972 from Meinong's jungle
@Ace: That's true of pretty much anything really. I mean, the vast majority of trades workers will be gone; you'll be incredibly lucky to have a doctor or mechanic. Cars might be viable for a while, but once gas runs out or it breaks down you're boned unless you happen to be a mechanic.

But really, the main issue I'd have with being in a zombie apocalypse would be the finality of it. It would be kinda cool to say, roleplay one for a week or so, but the idea that once it occurs you won't be able to do anything with your life other than scrambling not to die just sucks. Once it happens, anything else you could possibly do for fun goes out the window.

Which is why Equestria is better. You actually have options of how to spend you time.

@Con: Well, we did see a funeral in Hearts and Hooves Day.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:31:35 PM by JapaneseTeeth

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#288973 from Chicago
I've always planned on living fast and dying young, but I haven't had much luck with either part of that so far.

Zombies could solve that, is what I'm saying.
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Davidthe Mouse 14 avatar
#288974
[up] You said that you wouldn't have anything thrills or excitement in the Ponyverse, honestly your heart wouldn't race during the Changeling attack?

edited 29th Sep '12 8:37:15 PM by DavidtheMouse14

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#288975 from Meinong's jungle
@Con: Whatever floats your boat. Personally I'd rather live in a Sugar Bowl than die in a Crapsack World, but that's just me. tongue
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