Aw, she can't help it.

I seem to be alone in thinking that Berry Punch isn't THAT bad of an alcoholic.

I tend to bounce around due to Rule of Funny. I tend to think of her as somepony who drinks too much, but isn't quite the perpetual drunk that the fandom sometimes makes her out to be.

Anyway, I'm going to bed now, so goodnight everyone.

Goodnight. I think I'll head to bed soon too.

Welp, I checked out Sburban Aria. My favorite MLP song combined with one of my favorite Homestuck songs... and yet I didn't care for it at all. It was a nice idea I guess, but there are so many other Homestuck tracks that would have worked better for that kind of a song.

That reminds me, why does the text fly by so fast on the Sburb loading sscreen? It's impossible to read.

It's not supposed to be read. It's a bunch of meaningless things meant to simulate a loading screen. There are probably jokes and stuff in there of course.

I'm watching Episode 21 now.

Well, that's the first episode which opens with a full on terrorist attack on a train.

At least they're treating the hostages well enough.

edited 15th Sep '12 11:47:47 PM by Steventheman

The MSPA wiki actually has a complete list of all the loading screen texts.

@steve: That's an interesting way to look at it.

Saw the rest of the episode.

So, it goes from an attack on the train into a full on attack on the town.

The whole war was resolved with pie.

Pie is God.

LOGIC.

edited 16th Sep '12 12:36:27 AM by Steventheman

Ah, Over a Barrel, domain of oh so many hilarious Unfortunate Implications.

It's like a cross between a bad vaudeville routine and a certain episode of Get Smart.

edited 16th Sep '12 12:44:43 AM by CountDorku

It teaches that all conflict can be solved with pie.

So, why aren't we dropping pies on the Middle East?

Because that would involve us not having them any more. Some prices are simply too high.

Ah, the economy of pie.

Simple, yet complex.

It's like regular economies, only with 60% less bald guys in suits who have no idea what they're talking about.

So, not very much like regular economies at all then.

Unfortunately, it was also a certain Pie that started the war.

She may or may not still be God.

edited 16th Sep '12 1:04:23 AM by Pykrete

Pies. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Also, Pinkie isn't God, she's Amanda Rogers on crack.

edited 16th Sep '12 1:05:45 AM by CountDorku

I still remember the Pie Probation. Dark times, dark times.

So, Pie began the war and ended it with pie?

This is all part of the grand plan.

One day, the Princesses will fall, and who should replace them...but Pinkie Pie? Who would cause the Eternal Party, leading to Vinyl being the richest mare on Equestria, who would split the profits equally with Pinkie, meaning both would be impossibly rich before Pinkie shoots her in the back of the head and takes over the whole gig. Sugarcube Corner becomes a international baking powerhouse, and all music is replaced by dubstep and Pinkie singing. With one Element down, how could the other five stop her?

I didn't say it was a well-thought out plan. I think it was formulated on a sugar high.

Keikaku pinkie: Just as planned, for a given value of "plan" that is synonymous with "not plan".

Pony guerrilla warfare (eohippus warfare?*) would be tragic, yet strangely hilarious.

.* I realise this pun makes an absolute hash of evolutionary biology but I don't care right now.

edited 16th Sep '12 1:14:29 AM by CountDorku

The apple guns...

Sweet Apple Acres becomes the biggest arms manufacturer for the country! They grow the ammo for the Army AND the Rebellion!

The true victor...is Applejack. Who told Pinkie to go ahead with her plan so that AJ can use her to become rich, then the rebels take down Pinkie, and the old loyalists attack the revolutionaries, meaning that the farm continues to grow ammo for both sides, playing them all as chumps!

Applejack creates the War Economy!

edited 16th Sep '12 1:14:56 AM by Steventheman

This is turning into a cross between the old Lunar Republic meme and the Terran campaign in the original Starcraft.

...I am torn between approval and fire from the sky justice.

http://derpibooru.org/99077

GIR dressed as chicken.

Now Reading: Iron Mare and A Minor Variation

edited 16th Sep '12 4:06:50 AM by AceOfScarabs